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I will not waste chalk
Classrooms - 'Math' and 'Aftermath'.
"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."
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'Scallywag. S-C-A-L-L......' - Pirate School.
"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."
"Before you grade my test, you should know about my Theory of Life's Imprecision."
"Good morning, children. My name is Miss Applegate. One false move and I'll kill you."
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'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'
'This isn't a good time. I'm in trouble with the Dean for using my cell phone in class. I'll call you back.'
'Thank you for sharing your intellectual property with the class.'
'What did I learn today? Not to raise your hand if you don't know the answer because that's when the teacher calls on you.'
'It sure killed it for me when they changed it to 'this little piggy had mostly chicken and fish.''
'My teacher says I drive her to distraction. Does she know I don't have a license?'
"Students...we had some changes over summer. The good news is our classroom size has been cut by 15 percent! The bad news...our desk budget has been cut by 40 percent!"
Senior school graffiti higher up the wall than junior school.
'Sorry I'm late but my Mom and Dad had a fight and I had to referee.'
'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'
"Ms. Cleary, I text a lot. Do we really need vowels?"
"OK, this is the year I get serious! No more messing around! It's time to hunker down! Success begins in the classroom! Here it is!"
"... So, let me get this straight. You're telling me that your school is downsizing and they had to make you redundant?"
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"Pop quiz! Whoever Goggles the answer first wins!"