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"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"
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"Of course, it's a knockoff. What did you expect from something you got off Greg's List?"
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'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'
"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."
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"Can you just give it to me for free? My daughter's birthday is tomorrow and she will literally STARVE if we don't have it. You don't even have kids! What could you possibly need the money for? How heartless can you be? My daughter's birthday is ruined now. Either give it to me or sell it to someone else and give me what they paid you!! Oh and YOU drop it off. I live about 700 miles away."
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"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"
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"Is this the ride on lawn mower you advertised?"
'Me, I just put a new advert in the classifieds: There are always silly males calling back...'
'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'
Single locksmith in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your locks.
Single contractor in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your tool chest.
'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'
'Sorry, there was a typo in the ad. It was supposed to read, 'Ghost' Whisperer.'
Nobody's denying you the right to vent the despair of a twisted and tortured soul...just don't do it when you're writing the classified ads.
'The job you found on line is the same one I placed... for a handyman to fix things around here.'
'Nobody's denying you the right to vent the despair of a twisted and tortured soul...just don't do it when writing the classified ads!'
We have the largest menu in town, complete with a personals and classified section.
"I can't wait to meet my blind date. In his classified he described himself as a tiger. Grrrr!"
Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.
Personal Services: Nuns.
"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."
'Listen to this one: 'Overweight, wrinkled skin, large ears and nose'... She sounds perfect!'