Cart (0) | Pricing | | Log in or Sign Up
▼
Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
UK: 01225 789600
Other Countries: +44 1225 789600
hq@cartoonstock.com
Our Categories
Our Keywords
Advanced Search
My Account
My Lightboxes
Pricing
Contact Us
FAQ
Licensing Agreement
Search Tips
Terms & Conditions
Content Policy
Privacy Policy
Android
CartoonStock Apps
Classifieds Cartoons and Comics
Classifieds cartoon 1 of 31
Craig's Listlessness
Classifieds cartoon 2 of 31
"Oh, look at this one—it offers grooming and inside and outside runs."
Tags:
animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, fur baby, fur babies, fur kid, fur kids, fur child, fur children, classifieds, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, grooming, inside, outside, run, runs, dog run, dog runs, boarding, kennel, kennels, pet sitter, pet sitters, pet sitting
Classifieds cartoon 3 of 31
Labrador for sale
Classifieds cartoon 4 of 31
'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'
Classifieds cartoon 5 of 31
Classifieds
Tags:
classified, classifieds, sale, sales, ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertise, advertised, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, salesman, salesmen, desperate, desperation, urban, urban living, city, city living, cities, over population, over-population, overpopulation, parking, parked, real estate, view, views, newspaper, newspapers, print media, print-mediaClassifieds cartoon 6 of 31
"Wow—the house I was using as a hideout has tripled in value since I was arrested."
Tags:
properties, real estate, property value, property values, resale, reselling, investing, invested, investor, investors, arrest, arrested, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, hideout, hideouts, hide out, hide outs, hide-out, hide-outs, newspaper, newspapers, classifieds, estate agent, estate agents, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, prison cell, prison cells, hideaway, hideaways, hide away, hide aways, safe house, safe housesClassifieds cartoon 7 of 31
"Can you just give it to me for free? My daughter's birthday is tomorrow and she will literally STARVE if we don't have it. You don't even have kids! What could you possibly need the money for? How heartless can you be? My daughter's birthday is ruined now. Either give it to me or sell it to someone else and give me what they paid you!! Oh and YOU drop it off. I live about 700 miles away."
Tags:
selling, sell, sells, sales, retail, antique, antiques, difficult customer, difficult customers, nightmare customer, nightmare customers, entitled, entitled customer, entitled customers, internet sales, classifieds, classified ads, unreasonable, that parent, those parents, that mother, those mothers, selling pages, sales pages
Classifieds cartoon 8 of 31
"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"
Classifieds cartoon 9 of 31
Symbiotic Connections
Tags:
personal, personals, date, dates, classified, classifieds, newspaper, newspapers, match, relationship, seeking, animal, animals, symbiotic, symbiosis, connection, connections, ad, ads, advertise, advertisement, advertisements, romance, romances, partner, partners, mate, matesClassifieds cartoon 10 of 31
The Onceupona Times classifieds,
Tags:
fairy, fairies, faery, faeries, paper, papers, newspaper, newspapers, classified, classifieds, onceupona times, sales, selling, sell, sale, advertisement, advertisements, ad, ads, make believe, imaginary, the argyle sweater, argyle sweaterClassifieds cartoon 11 of 31
Yesterday you lost your sheep and suddenly, today, Mary next door has a little lamb... Pretty big coincidence is all I'm sayin'.
Tags:
sheep, lamb, lambs, theft, thief, thieves, steal, steals, nick, nicks, mary, coincidence, coincidental, next, door, neighbor, neighbour, neighbours, neighbors, pet, pets, rob, robs, robbery, robberies, little, small, baby, babies, infant, infants, newspaper, newspapers, classifieds, the argyle sweater, argyle sweaterClassifieds cartoon 12 of 31
Camel Personal Ads
Tags:
camel, camels, personal, personals, ad, ads, classified, classifieds, date, dates, blind date, blind dates, craigslist, bachelor, singles market, dromedary, dromedaries, desert, deserts, nomad, nomads, romance, romantic, singleton, singletons, romances, romantics, single, singlesClassifieds cartoon 13 of 31
'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'
Tags:
frankenstein, monster, monsters, classified, classifieds, goat, goats, mob, mobs, angry mob, angry mobs, lost property, horror, gothic, mary shelley, pest, pests, neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, middle aged, doctor frankenstein, literary, ads, ads, advertisementClassifieds cartoon 14 of 31
'Check my listing on Craiglist.'
Tags:
unemployed, unemployment, employment, homeless, tramp, tramps, redundancy, redundancies, layoffs, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandler, poor, poverty, destitute, destitution, job, jobs, jobless, bum, bums, craigslist, advertisement, advertisements, classifieds, websites, websiteClassifieds cartoon 15 of 31
'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'
Classifieds cartoon 16 of 31
Nobody's denying you the right to vent the despair of a twisted and tortured soul...just don't do it when you're writing the classified ads.
Tags:
classified ads, classified ad, classified, writer, writers, write, writes, paper, papers, ad, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisments, journalist, journalists, soul, souls, tortured soul, tortured souls, despair, classified, classifieds, writing, writer, newspaper, adsClassifieds cartoon 17 of 31
'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'
Tags:
farming, farm, farms, farmer, hired gun, agriculture, dairy, hiring, employment, classifieds, job search, old west, guns, gun, typo, typos, spelling mistake, hired man, farm hand, farm hands, newspapers, job search, dairy farming, credit cards, rural livingClassifieds cartoon 18 of 31
We have the largest menu in town, complete with a personals and classified section.
Tags:
menu, newspaper, communicate, communicates, server, servers, menus, newspapers, communication, serving, information, waiter, waiters, eat, eats, eating, eat out, eats out, eating out, meal, meals, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, diner, diners, classified, classifieds, classified adsClassifieds cartoon 19 of 31
'Here's an interesting one...'Meat inspector wanted in cannibal community'.'
Classifieds cartoon 20 of 31
Personal Services: Nuns.
Classifieds cartoon 21 of 31
'Listen to this one: 'Overweight, wrinkled skin, large ears and nose'... She sounds perfect!'
Classifieds cartoon 22 of 31
'Listen to this one: 'Overweight, wrinkled skin, large ears and nose'... She sounds perfect!'
Classifieds cartoon 23 of 31
"I would like to place an advert in your paper for a knife thrower's assistant."
Classifieds cartoon 24 of 31
"What do you think of my new ad? Looking for long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, lots of cuddling, not a sports person." "So you're looking for a woman?"
Classifieds cartoon 25 of 31
Man putting 'classified ads' paper into man's hat, where sign reads 'Jobless Hungry Help'.
Tags:
classifieds, job ad, job ads, new job, job paper, jobs paper, newspapers, bum, bums, classified ads, ads, newspaper, bum, hopeless, homeless, charity, beggers, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, begger, logic, logical, make sense, insensitivity, unemployed, unemploymentMore cartoons with the keyword 'classifieds'