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"Oh, look at this one—it offers grooming and inside and outside runs."
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Symbiotic Connections
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personal, personals, date, dates, classified, classifieds, newspaper, newspapers, match, relationship, seeking, animal, animals, symbiotic, symbiosis, connection, connections, ad, ads, advertise, advertisement, advertisements, romance, romances, partner, partners, mate, matesThe Onceupona Times classifieds,
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Nobody's denying you the right to vent the despair of a twisted and tortured soul...just don't do it when you're writing the classified ads.
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'Listen to this one: 'Overweight, wrinkled skin, large ears and nose'... She sounds perfect!'
'Listen to this one: 'Overweight, wrinkled skin, large ears and nose'... She sounds perfect!'
"I would like to place an advert in your paper for a knife thrower's assistant."
"What do you think of my new ad? Looking for long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, lots of cuddling, not a sports person." "So you're looking for a woman?"
Man putting 'classified ads' paper into man's hat, where sign reads 'Jobless Hungry Help'.
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