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'And today we're interviewing a long time and well known philanthropist...'
'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'
'What I want is a 50 cent an hour raise, a longer lunch break, weekends off...'
"Eh, Merry Xmas!"
Santa on roof foiled by blocked chimney: 'No Junk Mail.'
Father Christmas under CCTV surveillance going down a chimney.
'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'
"I hope that isn't real fur."
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'This whole North Pole thing of yours ? is it some kind of tax dodge or what?'
'Oh, he's jolly enough, but he lacks credibility.'
'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'
"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"
Tags:santa, santa, claus, father christmas, saint nick, saint nicholas, st nick, st nicholas, gift, gifts, present, presents, christmas, christmases, xmas, xmases, festive period, giver, givers, generosity, corporate culture, corporate environment, corporate greed, policy change, policy changes, business model, business models, business plan, business plans
Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.
Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.
'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'
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Santa's list has columns for Nice, Naughty and Misunderstood
"Sorry kid - you'll shoot your eye out!"
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Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.
"I need to use it. My red nose is not that bright anymore."
Tags:reindeer, santa claus, father christmas, saint nick, st nick, st. nick, saint nicholas, st nicholas, st. nicholas, festive period, festive season, christmases, xmases, christmas, rudolph, santa, red, deer, merry, nose, white, winter, claus, xmas, holiday, celebration, animal, year, happy, fun, season, antler, snow, seasonal, december, weather, light, bright, hat, head, headlight, headlights
"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"
Santa sends it all by FedEx.
The cookies improve, or it's coal next year.
'Say, you'd know if anybody would ? What's the real deal on this 'Tooth Fairy' business?'
Santa's list has columns for Nice, Naughty and Misunderstood.