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'Oh, for heaven's sake! We had him declawed, but he's still destroying furniture as much as ever!'
Pirates double up as a scratching post.
"I'll have you know that this is going in my blog."
"Hold still! It says here understanding body language is key to knowing your cat."
"We didn't claw our way to the top of the food chain to eat 'tofu'."
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'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'
'Having him declawed hasn't stopped him from being a great mouser.'
"Items that need to be clawed" and "Items clawed."
'Now that I've clawed my way to the top, I'd like a manicure.'
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Dog growls at cat...until he sees its claws.
'Having him declawed was a total was a total waste of money.'
'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'
'Thank goodness he can't operate a chainsaw.'
Declawed, denutted and deranged.
'Declawed, Denutted and Deranged.'
'Can you teach me how to do that?'
'This is my favorite cop show.'
'Oddly enough Keith tans beautifully.'
'Oh Maurice, don't take yourself so seriously.'
'Hold it, big guy - laughing hyenas never laugh at anyone - we're just naturally good-natured.'
'I want a straightforward answer: Did you or did you not willfully claw a flea to death on your left ear?'
'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -
'Digging my claws in helps me to stay on the board...'
'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'