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'You're nothing without me and you know it.'
'We did a background check on this guy and he came up squeaky clean... just what is he trying to hide anyway?'
Slowly, almost imperceptibly, feelings of futility started to creep in,
As the others opened up with industrial-strength air freshener, Connie tackled the annual cleaning of the office refrigerator.
"Home office, O.K. Office home, not O.K."
Tags:home office, office home, shower, showering, showers, take a shower, washing, wash, wash up, washing up, clean, cleaning, taking a shower, showering at work, bath, bathing, office, offices, workplace, work, remote worker, working remotely, coworkers, coworker, boss, manager, management, managers
A woman strips the paint from a window.
Tags:clean, cleans, cleaning, window cleaner, window cleaners, wipe, wipes, wipe clean, wipes clean, wiping clean, blank slate, blank slates, spray, sprays, spray paint, spray paints, spray painting, cleaner, cleaners, housekeeper, housekeepers, sight gag, sight gags, fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall
Wild Window Washers
Evolution of man and fouling dog.
Tags:evolve, evolving, evolution, species, specie, man, men, ape, apes, homo, homosapien, homosapiens, natural selection, dickens, dog, dogs, pet, pets, canine, canines, dog foul, dog fouling, dog poo, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, mans best friend, dog walk, dog walks, clean, cleaning, cleaning up after the dog, devolve, devolves, devolving, regress, regressing, regression, backwards, wrong direction
Secrets of Adulthood.
Tags:adulthood, adults, secret, secrets, secretive, secret, chore, chores, kid, kids, child, children, lie, lies, experience, experiences, life experiences, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, change a lightbulb, generic product, generic products, clean, cleaning, stain, stains, tide, tides, understand, understanding, understood, pencil, pencils
'What kind of a car wash is this place?'
Dave began to question the new secretary's competency when he found her using rubber gloves to avoid computer viruses.
Tags:virus, viruses, rubber, rubbers, glove, gloves, protect, protection, protected, protects, secretary, secretaries, question, question, questioning, competent, competency, avoid, avoids, avoiding, avoider, avoiders, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, keyboard, keyboards, type, close to home
"You are so organized!"
Tags:organized, organization, organised, organisation, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, clean, shelves, shelf, shelving, bookcase, storage, storing, neat, tidy, orderly, family, families, anxiety, anxious, mental illness, mentally ill, compartment, compartmentalising, compartmentalizing, clean, cleans, cleanliness, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, neat freak, neat freaks, clean freak, clean freaks
Romney makes mess, Obama tries to clean up.
Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.
Clearing the castle's moat.
"I'm not against bringing children into this world - just into this apartment."
Tags:child, children, have children, having children, parent, parents, parenting, mess, messes, messy, neat freak, neat freaks, type a, type a personality, type a personalities, clean, clean apartment, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, rent, rents, renting, rental, rentals, organized, organised, organisation, organised
Closed for cleaning.
Tags:toilet, toilets, loo, loos, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, urology, urologist, urologists, doctor, doctors, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, typical, nuisance, nuisances, misfortune, awkward, desperate, desperation, urine, urinary, close, closed, closing, closer, close to home
"The doctors said, 'We can rebuild your husband. Faster. Stronger.' But then I thought, 'Hold on just a second...'"
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, vacuuming, cleaning, clean, cleans, housework, chore, chores, household labor, household labour, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, cyborg, cyborgs, robot, robots, medical, medical procedures, medical procedure, rebuild, rebuilt
"Do you want a clean one?"
Tags:hot dog, hot dogs, hot dog vendor, hot dog vendors, hot dog stand, hot dog stands, hot dog cart, hot dog carts, food hygiene, food hygiene standards, food hygiene regulations, bad hygiene, street food, cheap food, break, lunch break, food break, break time, breaktime, hygiene practices, poor hygiene practices, bad hygiene practices, food poisoning, clean, cleanly, cleanliness, pushcart, pushcarts, hot dog pushcart, hot dog pushcarts, hotdog, hotdogs, street food, push cart, push carts, street cuisine, urban street food, urban cuisine
Man looking at a notice on an airplane that reads "Please do not throw food on the floor".
Tags:air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, meal service, meal, meals, food, do not, don't, please, throwing food, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, notice, notices, announcement, announcements, clean, cleanliness, making a mess, messy, mess, transportation
'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'
Tags:crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, teeth, tooth, bird, birds, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaned, cleaner, cleaners, dentist, dentists, dental, dentistry, brush, brushes, brushing, brushed, nurse, reptile, reptiles, reptilian, reptilians, hygiene, hygienic, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."
Tags:litter, litters, littering, litterbug, litterbugs, dump, dumps, dumping, attack, attacks, invasion, invasions, alien invasion, alien invasions, dumping ground, dumping grounds, garbage dump, garbage dumps, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, climate change, global warming, undignified, lazy, laziness, junk, detritus, slob, slobs, mess, messes, messy, clean, cleans, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, scifi, sci-fi, science fiction
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:health and safety, hygiene, hygienic, dirt, dirts, dirtied, unclean, clean, cleans, hand, hands, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, wash, washes, washed, washing, washer, washers, grubby, grimy, cashier, cashiers, assistant, assistants, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I'd invite you in, but I have a white couch."