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"We can have clean energy or surveillance, but not both."
A robot tans himself in the sun while holding a solar panel so he can recharge.
"Try blowing on it."
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"And, as you drive, it will also use all the negative energy from your arguments."
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Global warming reaches new heights at the North Pole.
"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."
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Man in gas guzzler has a 'Go Green' registration.
'Dang slippery solar panels!'
New Uses For Excess Coal
'I'm very pleased to report to the shareholders that as a result of conservation efforts and our use of alternative energy sources, we have been able to eliminate the entire big toe from our carbon footprint.'
'They turned them all upside-down when they worked out tides are more reliable than the wind.'
'No Batguy, it wasn't your arch nemesis who dumped toxic chemicals into the city's water supply, it was another deregulated mega-corporation.'
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Santa Claus plugs his sleigh into a charging station.
Don Quijote attacking wind power plant.
"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."
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Free Ideas for Alternative Fuels
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"Where's all that clean coal we hear about?"
"Clean energy here we come."
Before and after Cap and Trade.
"What this company could use is some clean, fresh energy."
Tan salon customers get tan bed power from solar panels.
Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."
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"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"
Is the energy clean?
"If we could only harvest the energy of the protesters who oppose nuclear, we wouldn't need a new atomic plant."