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"You are so organized!"
Tags:organized, organization, organised, organisation, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, clean, shelves, shelf, shelving, bookcase, storage, storing, neat, tidy, orderly, family, families, anxiety, anxious, mental illness, mentally ill, compartment, compartmentalising, compartmentalizing, clean, cleans, cleanliness, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, neat freak, neat freaks, clean freak, clean freaks
Vacuuming Up the Mood
Tags:miserable, misery, depressed, depression, depressive, depressives, depressing, dark cloud, dark clouds, black cloud, black clouds, vacuum, vacuuming, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, positive outlook, positive outlook, clean up, cleaning ups, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, support, supportive
'I can't work with computers, on account of my animal magnetism.'
"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"
Tags:burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, home invasion, home invasions, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, crimes, criminal, criminals, materialism, materialistic, worldly, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, personal possession, personal possessions, home improvement, marie kondo, kondo method, konmari method, tidy, tidies, tidying up, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up
"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."
Tags:litter, litters, littering, litterbug, litterbugs, dump, dumps, dumping, attack, attacks, invasion, invasions, alien invasion, alien invasions, dumping ground, dumping grounds, garbage dump, garbage dumps, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, climate change, global warming, undignified, lazy, laziness, junk, detritus, slob, slobs, mess, messes, messy, clean, cleans, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, scifi, sci-fi, science fiction
"Hey! There's no soap in here."
"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"
Tags:unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy, misery, miserable, depressed, depression, depressing, clinical depression, reflection, reflections, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, spotless, clean, cleans, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, torment, soul, souls, tormented, plate, plates, washing up, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, analysis, analyst, analysts, id, freud, freudian
"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, queen, queens, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, moat, moats, pollution, water pollution, litter, trash, rubbish, garbage, junk, floating, clutter, mess, messy, cluttered, clean up, clean-up, housework, chore, chores, cleaning, yard work, yardwork
"Let's not panic till we know whether it's coming in or going out."
Tags:panic, panics, panicking, flood, floods, flooding, tide, come in, comes in, coming in, go out, goes out, going out, maintenance, maintenance man, maintenance men, leak, leaks, leaky pipe, leaky pipes, freakout, freakouts, freak-out, freaking out, keep your cool, keeping your cool, janitor, janitors, clean up, cleans up, white collar, white collar worker, white collar workers
"O.K., maybe it's not as exciting as the old clubs, but I doubt that Giuliani will try to close it down."
"I cooked us a lovely dinner for two—you could at least do the dishes!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, cooking, cooking dinner, dinner, dinners, preparing dinner, clean up, clean-up, cleaning, cleaning up, doing the dishes, washing up, washing the dishes, after dinner, meal, meals, after the meal, messy, big mess, mess, messes, dirty dishes, pots and pans, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, chores, chore
'Oh my God...the end of the world?!'
"I assume it's a different Rudy."
'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'
"You'll find it on page 46, paragraph 23, clause 18 of your contract under 'any other business'"
Playing The Youth Card
Tags:teen, teens, teenager, messy, mess, messes, room, bedroom, bedrooms, bed, beds, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, slob, slobs, son, sons, teenager, parent, parents, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, childhood, childhoods, happy childhood, happy childhoods, priority, priorities, excuse, excuses, race card, playing the race card
Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.
'The one with four legs must be the leader.'
Vacuum Cleaner Plugged Into Pig's Nose.
"Hey, I'm your alcohol-fuelled recurring hallucination, not your alcohol-fuelled recurring maid."
Tags:hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinate, hallucinating, slob, slobs, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, nightmare, nightmares, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, pick up, picks up, picking up, pick up after yourself, cleaner, cleaners, maid, maids, indignant, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, scold, scolds, scolding, tell off, tells off, telling off, drunkard, drunkards, drunk, drunks, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
'If I didn't know better, I'd say you enjoyed this.'
"Don't ask questions, Morton, just get this mess out of here."
Tags:office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, boss, bosses, employer, employers, employee, employees, custodian, custodians, janitor, janitors, clean, cleaner, cleaners, clean up, clean ups, monument, monuments, statues, statue, sculpture, sculptures, broken, broke, accident, accidents, destroy, destroyed
'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'
I give up. What is it?