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'You're nothing without me and you know it.'
Slowly, almost imperceptibly, feelings of futility started to creep in,
As the others opened up with industrial-strength air freshener, Connie tackled the annual cleaning of the office refrigerator.
Lady Liberty is NOT a loo.
'What kind of a car wash is this place?'
Clearing the castle's moat.
'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'
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'Its the most valuable archaeological find of the millennium. To get it here in one piece is a miracle. We'll be rich!
'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'
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'What'll it be...'
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'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'
Customers must wash hands after using their laptops.
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'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'
Lady cleaning hypothesis off blackboard.
"I would like to speak to my representative concerning pigeons."
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'Have you washed your hands?'
'We've got to do spring cleaning more often. I found three eight-track tapes!'
'Of course, I sweep everything behind that door.'
"My platform is simple: Daily cleaning of our national monuments!"
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'My tux is at the cleaners.'
'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'
Accounting department cleaner sweeping up numbers.
"Will you please clean your scythe?"