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'It's not that Ted was a bad guy, he was just all out of 5's.'
Slowly, almost imperceptibly, feelings of futility started to creep in,
As the others opened up with industrial-strength air freshener, Connie tackled the annual cleaning of the office refrigerator.
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, verdict, verdicts, innocent, not guilty, client, clients, defendant, defendants, defense, defence, party, parties, celebration, celebrations, mess, janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, cleaner, cleaners
Wild Window Washers
A woman strips the paint from a window.
Tags:clean, cleans, cleaning, window cleaner, window cleaners, wipe, wipes, wipe clean, wipes clean, wiping clean, blank slate, blank slates, spray, sprays, spray paint, spray paints, spray painting, cleaner, cleaners, housekeeper, housekeepers, sight gag, sight gags, fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall
'What kind of a car wash is this place?'
'Honestly, I think I may have cleaned it a little too well.'
Tags:michelangelo, sistine chapel, adam, god, chapels, religious art, rome, artist, artists, famous artwork, famous artworks, biblical painting, biblical paintings, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, bill, bills, paint by numbers, fraud, frauds, renaissance, painter, painters, painting, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Dave began to question the new secretary's competency when he found her using rubber gloves to avoid computer viruses.
Tags:virus, viruses, rubber, rubbers, glove, gloves, protect, protection, protected, protects, secretary, secretaries, question, question, questioning, competent, competency, avoid, avoids, avoiding, avoider, avoiders, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, keyboard, keyboards, type, close to home
'Oh geez, looks like this new harness has a trick release on it, so be careful there, Bob... Bob?'
Tags:window, windows, cleaner, cleaners, harness, harnesses, fall, falling, falls, fell, fallen, trick, tricks, release, released, releases, accident, accidents, accidental, care, cares, careful, warn, warns, warning, too late, seat, seats, sat, sitting, sits, cleaning, cleans, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Induction day at the modern art gallery was proving to be heavy going for Sam. . .
'Listen, I'm sure janitorial work is fascinating, and it's very generous offer... it's just that we're pretty selective about whose papers we archive here at Harvard.'
Closed for cleaning.
Tags:toilet, toilets, loo, loos, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, urology, urologist, urologists, doctor, doctors, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, typical, nuisance, nuisances, misfortune, awkward, desperate, desperation, urine, urinary, close, closed, closing, closer, close to home
Clearing the castle's moat.
'No more mergers until I get this one cleaned up.'
'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'
Tags:crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, teeth, tooth, bird, birds, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaned, cleaner, cleaners, dentist, dentists, dental, dentistry, brush, brushes, brushing, brushed, nurse, reptile, reptiles, reptilian, reptilians, hygiene, hygienic, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
The ice caps were melting and no one seemed to care. Except the guy who had to clean it up.
"I sided with the president on his tax cuts, but all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
Man walking by a dry cleaner's with a sign in the window saying "All work completed when you least expect it".
Tags:dry cleaner, dry cleaners, dry cleaning, dry-cleaning, dry-cleaner, dry-cleaners, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, laundry, laundromat, laundromats, doing laundry, washing clothes, washing clothing, sign, signs, signage, time, times, timing, surprise, surprises, expectation, expectations, expecting, expect, completed, completion, schedule, schedules, scheduling
A confused-looking cleaner at a bank sweeps up bills from the floor.
Tags:bank, banks, banking, teller, tellers, bank teller, bank tellers, cashier, cashiers, janitor, janitors, custodian, custodians, caretaker, caretakers, cleaner, cleaners, cleaning, sweeping, money, finances, cash, bills, loose change, messy, lost, income inequality, income disparity, the one percent, the 1%, rich, wealthy, affluent, well-off, poor, poverty
Why Uncle Abe Still Lives Alone"You call that clean?"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, carwash, carwashes, car wash, car washes, filling station, filling station, fuelling station, fuelling station, garage, garages, service station, service station, servo, servos, attendant, attendants, complaint, complaints, complaining, chore, chores, never good enough, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, squeegee, squeegees, single, complainer, complainers, whiner, whiners, whining, nag, nags, nagging, bachelor, bachelors, picky, fussy, choosy, service, customer service, customer, customers, family, families, uncle, uncles, relative, relatives, living alone, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, grumpy, windshield, windshields, window, windows
'I hate the first day of school.'
"Oh, now you want to talk, when all week it was 'Do Not Disturb.'"
Tags:hotel, hotels, hotel room, hotel rooms, hotel guest, hotel guests, guest, guests, hotel maid, hotel maids, maid, maids, cleaner, cleaners, do not disturb, room sign, room signs, secret agent, secret agents, gun, guns, gun fight, undercover, undercover agent, undercover agents, bad timing, bad time, talk, talking