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Is clutter necessary?
Tags:clutter, cluttered, mess, messes, messy, organisation, organization, disorganised, disorganized, tidy, neat, organised, organized, disorganisation, disorganization, junk drawer, junk drawers, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, chaos, disorder, unorganised, unorganized, spring cleaning, cleaning, cleaning up, organising, organizing
"You are so organized!"
Tags:organized, organization, organised, organisation, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, clean, shelves, shelf, shelving, bookcase, storage, storing, neat, tidy, orderly, family, families, anxiety, anxious, mental illness, mentally ill, compartment, compartmentalising, compartmentalizing, clean, cleans, cleanliness, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, neat freak, neat freaks, clean freak, clean freaks
"She's right here. She's doing some dishes and testing the tensile strength of Lycra."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, dishes, doing the dishes, washing the dishes, dishwashing, cleaning up, kitchen, kitchens, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, phone call, phone calls, telephone calls, telephone calls, talking on the phone, pants, trouser, tight, too tight, tight pants, tight trousers, fashion, women's fashion, women's clothing, women's clothes, fabric, fabrics, synthetic fabric, synthetic fabrics, tensile strength, clothes, clothing, room pants, house wear, leisure wear, women, woman, stereotype, stereotypes
"Do I need it? Does it spark joy?"
Tags:burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, home invasion, home invasions, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, materialism, materialistic, worldly, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, personal possession, personal possessions, home improvement, marie kondo, kondo method, konmari method, tidy, tidies, tidying up, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up
"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."
Tags:litter, litters, littering, litterbug, litterbugs, dump, dumps, dumping, attack, attacks, invasion, invasions, alien invasion, alien invasions, dumping ground, dumping grounds, garbage dump, garbage dumps, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, climate change, global warming, undignified, lazy, laziness, junk, detritus, slob, slobs, mess, messes, messy, clean, cleans, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, scifi, sci-fi, science fiction
"Hey! There's no soap in here."
"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"
Tags:unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy, misery, miserable, depressed, depression, depressing, clinical depression, reflection, reflections, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, spotless, clean, cleans, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, torment, soul, souls, tormented, plate, plates, washing up, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, analysis, analyst, analysts, id, freud, freudian
'You don't have to run away, dear. I will.'
'First I put some odds and ends in storage, then some furniture, and finally, Edgar.'
He became suspicious after noticing the crime scene had been tidied up.
"O.K., maybe it's not as exciting as the old clubs, but I doubt that Giuliani will try to close it down."
"I cooked us a lovely dinner for two—you could at least do the dishes!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, married life, marriage, marriages, cooking, cooking dinner, dinner, dinners, preparing dinner, clean up, clean-up, cleaning, cleaning up, doing the dishes, washing up, washing the dishes, after dinner, meal, meals, after the meal, messy, big mess, mess, messes, dirty dishes, pots and pans, husband, husbands, wife, wives, housework, chores, chore
"Would you mind waiting in the hall for a bit while I clean up the remnants of my last relationship?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, dating, date, dates, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, remnants, remains, leftovers, clean, cleaning, clean-up, cleaning up, housecleaning, previous relationship, previous relationships, ex, exes, ex-wife, ex-wives, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, awkward, waiting, creepy, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, death, dead, killer, killers, murder, murders, murderer, murderers, homicide, crime, criminal, criminals, mental health, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour
"I assume it's a different Rudy."
'Whose idea was it that every thanksgiving the women watch romantic comedies all day and we get stuck cleaning up?'
'I told you, Frank, if you're going to invite your werewolf buddies over, you have to clean up after them!'
Playing The Youth Card
Tags:teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, messy, mess, messes, room, bedroom, bedrooms, bed, beds, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, slob, slobs, son, sons, teenager, teenagers, parent, parents, parenting, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, childhood, childhoods, happy childhood, happy childhoods, priority, priorities, excuse, excuses, race card, playing the race card
Maybe we should just run round base-camp with a hoover.
Vacuum Cleaner Plugged Into Pig's Nose.
'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'
'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'
"Hey, I'm your alcohol-fuelled recurring hallucination, not your alcohol-fuelled recurring maid."
Tags:hallucination, hallucinations, hallucinate, hallucinating, slob, slobs, messy, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, nightmare, nightmares, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, pick up, picks up, picking up, pick up after yourself, cleaner, cleaners, maid, maids, indignant, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, scold, scolds, scolding, tell off, tells off, telling off, drunkard, drunkards, drunk, drunks, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism
"Okay! I'll clean my room....but we both know I'll just mess it up again!"
Angels buying bleach.