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'You're nothing without me and you know it.'
As the others opened up with industrial-strength air freshener, Connie tackled the annual cleaning of the office refrigerator.
A woman strips the paint from a window.
Tags:clean, cleans, cleaning, window cleaner, window cleaners, wipe, wipes, wipe clean, wipes clean, wiping clean, blank slate, blank slates, spray, sprays, spray paint, spray paints, spray painting, cleaner, cleaners, housekeeper, housekeepers, sight gag, sight gags, fourth wall, breaking the fourth wall
'What kind of a car wash is this place?'
Dave began to question the new secretary's competency when he found her using rubber gloves to avoid computer viruses.
Tags:virus, viruses, rubber, rubbers, glove, gloves, protect, protection, protected, protects, secretary, secretaries, question, question, questioning, competent, competency, avoid, avoids, avoiding, avoider, avoiders, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, keyboard, keyboards, type, close to home
'Oh geez, looks like this new harness has a trick release on it, so be careful there, Bob... Bob?'
Tags:window, windows, cleaner, cleaners, harness, harnesses, fall, falling, falls, fell, fallen, trick, tricks, release, released, releases, accident, accidents, accidental, care, cares, careful, warn, warns, warning, too late, seat, seats, sat, sitting, sits, cleaning, cleans, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"You are so organized!"
Tags:organized, organization, organised, organisation, ocd, obsessive compulsive disorder, clean, shelves, shelf, shelving, bookcase, storage, storing, neat, tidy, orderly, family, families, anxiety, anxious, mental illness, mentally ill, compartment, compartmentalising, compartmentalizing, clean, cleans, cleanliness, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, neat freak, neat freaks, clean freak, clean freaks
Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.
Clearing the castle's moat.
Closed for cleaning.
Tags:toilet, toilets, loo, loos, bathroom, bathrooms, restroom, restrooms, urology, urologist, urologists, doctor, doctors, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, typical, nuisance, nuisances, misfortune, awkward, desperate, desperation, urine, urinary, close, closed, closing, closer, close to home
"The doctors said, 'We can rebuild your husband. Faster. Stronger.' But then I thought, 'Hold on just a second...'"
Tags:vacuum, vacuums, vacuum cleaner, vacuum cleaners, vacuuming, cleaning, clean, cleans, housework, chore, chores, household labor, household labour, relationship, relationships, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, cyborg, cyborgs, robot, robots, medical, medical procedures, medical procedure, rebuild, rebuilt
"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."
Tags:litter, litters, littering, litterbug, litterbugs, dump, dumps, dumping, attack, attacks, invasion, invasions, alien invasion, alien invasions, dumping ground, dumping grounds, garbage dump, garbage dumps, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, climate change, global warming, undignified, lazy, laziness, junk, detritus, slob, slobs, mess, messes, messy, clean, cleans, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, scifi, sci-fi, science fiction
'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'
Tags:crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, teeth, tooth, bird, birds, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaned, cleaner, cleaners, dentist, dentists, dental, dentistry, brush, brushes, brushing, brushed, nurse, reptile, reptiles, reptilian, reptilians, hygiene, hygienic, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Employees must wash hands.
Tags:health and safety, hygiene, hygienic, dirt, dirts, dirtied, unclean, clean, cleans, hand, hands, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, wash, washes, washed, washing, washer, washers, grubby, grimy, cashier, cashiers, assistant, assistants, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
In an instant, Ashley's social life was reduced to the status of pond scum.
Tags:cinema, cinemas, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, underwear, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, shout, shouts, shouting, order, orders, ordering, orderer, demand, demands, demanding, pond, ponds, scum, rep, reputation, reputations, ruin, ruins, ruined, destroy, destroys, destroyed, close to home
"Hey! There's no soap in here."
'Aww criminy, Elaine... Did you even look at the dry cleaning when you picked it up?'
Dish Soap And A Soap Dish Sharing A Nice Laugh
"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"
Tags:unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, unhappy, misery, miserable, depressed, depression, depressing, clinical depression, reflection, reflections, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, spotless, clean, cleans, cleaning, clean up, cleans up, cleaning up, torment, soul, souls, tormented, plate, plates, washing up, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, analysis, analyst, analysts, id, freud, freudian
"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."
"I can't find that much hair in a drain and not see stress issues."
Marvin gets a pocket organizer.
'What'll it be...'
Tags:halloween, trick or treat, treat, treats, treating, treated, trick, tricks, tricking, tricked, trickster, tricksters, prank, pranks, pranking, pranked, prankster, pranksters, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaner, cleaners, cleaned, egg, eggs, egging, egged, mess, messes, messy, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'
Tags:moses, jew, jews, bath, baths, bathing, bathed, bathtub, bathtubs, bath tub, bath tubs, water, waters, sea, seas, separate, separates, separated, separation, separations, baby, babies, toddler, toddlers, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleaned, wash, washes, washing, washed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'