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'What is this, some kind of joke?'
'There is no 'I' in Jesus, but there is an 'Us'.'
'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'
"Looks like the source of your impure thoughts is a blown gasket in your thought purifier."
Amen Corner: 'I say 'Aeemeen'...'Aeeemeeen'...'Aeeeeeemeeen'.'
"He calls it the eBible."
"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."
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'A wonderful sermon, father; I liked the part about a time to sew and a time to reap. When would you say I should cover the naked December calls I sold last month?'
Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.
'I keep having this nightmare where everybody's wearing taller hats than mine.'
"He's illuminating something called 'The Book of Billable Hours.'"
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"The Brother printer is out of ink."
"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"
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"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."
"In order to cut down on clerical errors, I've brought in an expert."
'In order to cut down on clerical errors, I've bought in an expert.'
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'Scroll down a little...'
"Look out: there is one of those drones!"
'What do you mean 'IamThePope.com' is already taken?!? By who!?!'
'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'
'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'
"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."