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'What is this, some kind of joke?'
'There is no 'I' in Jesus, but there is an 'Us'.'
'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'
"Looks like the source of your impure thoughts is a blown gasket in your thought purifier."
Amen Corner: 'I say 'Aeemeen'...'Aeeemeeen'...'Aeeeeeemeeen'.'
"He calls it the eBible."
"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."
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Employees must cleanse souls before returning to work.
'I keep having this nightmare where everybody's wearing taller hats than mine.'
"He's illuminating something called 'The Book of Billable Hours.'"
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"The Brother printer is out of ink."
"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"
Tags:church, churches, priests, reverends, pastors, minister, ministers, clergymen, clerics, opinion, opinions, sermons, parishioner, parishioners, congregation, congregations, priest, reverend, pastor, clergy, clergyman, cleric, man of god, chaplain, preacher, preaching, chaplain, deacon, padre, questioning god, irreligious, sermon, word of god
"You'll find we have a great career structure, up to a point."
"In order to cut down on clerical errors, I've brought in an expert."
"Look out: there is one of those drones!"
'Scroll down a little...'
'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'
'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'
The Friar Department
"Ever worked out how much we have saved over the years by not having to buy trousers?"
"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."