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Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.
The Wise Man
'I'm no rocket scientist, but I think the answer is four.'
'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'
Brain not found.
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Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'
Head full of Books.
'He can ignore you in seven different languages.'
Being the world's smartest breed of dog is too much pressure for some Weimaraners.
The Celebrated Wits of the Radisson Round Table.
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'If you're so smart, why aren't you rich?'
'We're sending Barb's grandson a birthday card for his 11th. . . should we put eleven dollars in the card?'
'Uh-oh, I think my saddle's on backward. . . No wait, I'm not wearing a saddle.'
The first 'outside the box' thinker.
To get you up to speed Higgins, we're in a cartoon and I'm about to say something clever.
"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."
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'I don't care how smart you think you are, you're still a bird brain.'
Owl thinks of mathematical equation.
'I wish I were the smartest person in the whole world.'
The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Got a clever one here...'
"Mum, what does 'precocious' mean?"
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"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."
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"Forget about hatching a clever plan to break into the chicken coop: Let's concentrate on breaking into the ice-cream shop..."
'You're far too clever to just fire.'