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Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).
"Joe, the beautiful people are back from their summer places. Would you mind not coming in anymore?"
"Yes, we cater to a rather specialized clientele."
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'Good evening! I'll be your server tonight. Can I start you with the first of many 'How's everything?''
'At prices like this I bet you don't get many customers in here.' - 'At prices like this we don't need many.'
"Good guess, but we have the green Volvo sedan."
"I put myself in my clients' shoes. That way I can run faster than they can."
'He is wearing shoes.'
'How can we see our service through our client's eyes?'
The smallest pub in Britain was a 'bit choosy' about who they would let in!
'Darling - are you finding these waiters rather over-attentive?'
'Our customer service is impeccable. Please bus your own tables.'
'He's reacting to a customer shift that only he can hear.'
'This should make us more responsive to customers.'
'Why do taxi drivers go bankrupt?' - 'Because they drive their customers away.'
'We cater for a select clientele...'
'Nobody goes there any more.' - 'It's too crowded.'
'We live off the fat in the land.'
'Our clientele is middle class; you know, your average Joe-750ml.'
Well, yes, I suppose a nodding-dog IS technically a form of car-pet, and no, we don't sell 'em!'
"Yes we believe in inclusivity, we just happen to draw the line at drunk and stupid."
"Let's change that to 'Please be seated'."
"Sorry - we don't stock religious titles in case it offends some of our customers."
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"You can tell it's a classy restaurant - they're ignoring us with panache."
"HAPPY HOUR you Idiot. I said put up a sign saying it's Happy Hour.....Not HOPPY HOUR!!"