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"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"
Mountain climbers need breaks too.
Tags:mountain, mountains, climb, climbing, climber, climbers, mountain climbing, mountain climber, mountain climbers, guru, gurus, wise, wiseman, wisemen, wisewoman, wisewomen, wise man, wise men, wise woman, wise women, wisdom, sage, sages, discover, discovery, find, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, wise mother, wise mothers, wise parent, wise parents, parental advice, parental wisdom, motherly advice, motherly wisdom, kid, kids, child, children, adult children, adult kids, yoga, meditation
"It's the only exercise I get."
Tags:offices, office worker, office workers, elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, skyscraper, skyscrapers, high rise, high rises, exercise, exercising, broken lift, broken lifts, broken elevator, broken elevators, healthy living, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, workaholic, workaholism, workaholics, climb, climbing, climber, climbers, elevator shaft, elevator shafts, lift shaft, lift shafts
Reaching the Summit
Tags:hiking, hike, hikers, hiker, climb, climber, climbers, climbing, sport climbing, sport climbers, rambling, rambler, ramblers, exercise, exercising, skyscraper, skyscrapers, tall building, tall building, view, views, admire the view, admiring the view, enjoy the view, enjoying the view, cityscape, cityscapes, city landscape, city landscapes, new york, empire state building, success, achievement, achieve, reach the top, reach the summit, pretentious, pretension, false sense of achievement, false sense of accomplishment, urban landscape, urban landscapes, ambition, ambitious, new york city, nyc
"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."
Tags:mt. everest, everest, mount everest, mountain, mountains, the himalayas, nepal, tibet, china, climb, climbing, mountain climbing, climber, climbers, mountain climber, mountain climbers, chore, escalator, escalators, technology, modern, modern life, sherpa, sherpas, white privilege, picnic, picnics, champagne, lazy, laziness, first world privilege, dark tourism, tourism, tourist, tourists, travelling, traveling, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, trip, trips, easy
"I don't mean to dampen your enthusiasm, but your use of the phrase 'or die trying' is a tad unsettling."
Tags:enthusiasm, enthusiastic, die trying, die, dies, dying, dampen, dampens, dampening, bring down, brings down, bringing down, downer, downers, phrase, phrases, unsettle, unsettles, unsettling, unnerve, unnerves, unnerving, literal, expression, expressions, mountain climber, mountain climbers, mountain climbing, climb, climbs, climbing, climber, climbers, stunt, stunts, stuntman, death-defying
Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves
Tags:sport, sports, mountaineer, mountaineering, climb, climbers, climbing, bouldering, boulders, free climb, abseil, abseiling, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, health and safety, hse, osha, safe, safety, health, literature
"Why do you have to be such an asshole? The door's open!"
Tags:door, doors, knight, knights, brave knight, brave knights, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, balcony, balconies, hard way, hard ways, princess, princesses, rescue, rescues, rescuing, climb, climbs, climbing, prove your love, proving your love, save, saves, savior, saviors, saviour, saviours, ivory tower, ivory towers
'I claim this mountain in the name of all underachievers everywhere!'
Tags:mountain, mountains, mountaineering, climb, climbs, climbing, climber, climbed, climbers, underachieve, underachieves, underachiever, underachievers, underachievement, fall short, falls short, falling short, fell short, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, achieve, achievement, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Peak Mountain Climbing Equipment.
"Here comes the really hard part!"
Tags:mountain, climb, climber, climbing, climbs, mountaineering, mountaineer, mountaineers, peak, peaks, visual gag, visual joke, sight gag, sight joke, absurd, challenge, challenges, challenging, overcome, overcoming, hard work, effort, hard, mountains, climbers, bouldering, boulders, conquer, conquering, conquers, persevere, perseverance
'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'
Career Progression Ladder
Jack and the Beanstalk window cleaning.
Tags:jack and the beanstalk, magic beans, magic bean, executive, executives, fairytale, fairy tales, fairytales, fairy tales, window cleaning, window cleaner, skyscraper, skyscrapers, folklore, combine, unrealistic, capitalism, capitalist, businessman, businessmen, windows, window, cleaner, cleans, climb, climbing, worker, working, story, stories, character, characters
"Sure, sure, we have to do everything your way."
Tags:fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, book, books, children's story, children's stories, literature, story, stories, brothers grimm, rapunzel, hair, long hair, prince, princes, tower, towers, damsel in distress, grappling hook, rope, ropes, climb, climbing, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, disagreement, disagreements, compromise, compromises, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargain, bargains, bargaining, communication, you way, my way, woman, women, stereotype, sterotypes
Two old apes watch two young apes swinging in the trees - 'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'
"I wouldn't. It's a toupee."
The peak awaited, but first they had to contend with the foothills.
Work Safety - Ladders.
"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."
Tags:ladders, ladder, footstool, footstools, climb, climbing, career, careers, profession, professions, climb the ladder, climbing the ladder, promotion, promotions, career advancement, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives
"The gods really love tight buns."
Tags:stairs, climb, climbing, buns, tight bum, body shape, figure, exercise, exercises, staircase, pyramid, temple, statue, statues, temples, pyramids, gods, god, goddess, goddesses, religion, religions, religious, gym, gyms, firm bum, workout, working out, stretch, stretches, squat, squats, tourist, tourists, tourism, tours, stairclimber, glutes, gluteus maximus, muscles, muscle, buttocks, fitness instructor, fitness instructors, gym goer, gym goers
"Listen, I'm still your mother."
Tags:fmaily, families, mother, mothers, motherhood, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parenting, parents, parental, love, loving, care, caring, unconditional, unconditional love, mother's love, climbing, climber, climbers, climb, free climb, free climbs, mountain, mountains, cliff, cliffs, boulder, bouldering, tiger mom, tiger mum, helicopter mom, helicopter parenting, kid, kids, child, childhood, danger, get down
"Don't tell me. Let me guess. That was the only bulb you brought up here, right?"
Cows Jumping Over the Moon.