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'Dude, is that a space satellite? Maybe we climbed a little too high this time.'
Type A Personality/Type B Personality.
'This looks like a good spot to catch up on our email.'
Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...
'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'
'Any sign of a yeti there, Fred?'
You are here.
A mountain climbing problem.
Woodpecker under Cliff Edge,
"When was your last meta-physical?"
'You climbed all the way up here, just to ask about the meaning of life?.. You could have got that from 'The Oprah Winfrey show'!'
'So much effort to meet me? Man, you just should have visited my website!'
'Before you climb actual ice, you'll need to practice on our simulated ice rock.'
Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.
'Dude, no wonder you had such a hard time climbing these rocks. You forgot to take your rollerblades off.'
'Bertie, may I bounce something off you?'
Man hikes up mountain to find no smoking sign at the top
Mountaineer using elevator.
I had a dream about climbing Everest. - 'Did you reach the summit?' - 'No, I got halfway up and then clung to a rock.' - 'I see. Then what?' - 'Then my sherpa said that I was too heavy to carry any further.' - 'Figures'
'I'm warning you! I have friends in high places.' 'They're climbing Ben Nevis.'
'The veterinarian reports, Sir, several frost-bitten noses!'
'You won't fall down! Trust me, as a tax collector, I know how to put a noose around someone's neck!'
Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!