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"I don't mean to dampen your enthusiasm, but your use of the phrase 'or die trying' is a tad unsettling."
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'I claim this mountain in the name of all underachievers everywhere!'
Tags:mountain, mountains, mountaineering, climb, climbs, climbing, climber, climbed, climbers, underachieve, underachieves, underachiever, underachievers, underachievement, fall short, falls short, falling short, fell short, claim, claims, claiming, claimed, achieve, achievement, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Peak Mountain Climbing Equipment.
"Here comes the really hard part!"
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"The real money is in franchising."
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Two old apes watch two young apes swinging in the trees - 'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'
"No promotion, but I do get to hold the laser pointer at the next meeting."
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"Don't tell me. Let me guess. That was the only bulb you brought up here, right?"
A pair of mountain climbers are hit with a flyswatter.
Cows Jumping Over the Moon.
Tower of Pisa: The untold story.
Tags:tower of pisa, leaning tower, leaning tower of pisa, pisa, untold story, untold stories, secret history, secret histories, explanation, explanations, rapunzel, fable, fables, fairy tale, fairy tales, story, let down your hair, climb, climbs, climbing, climber, climbers, famous building, famous buildings
"I hope you like sports metaphors."
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'Just swimming with them is a bit naff nowadays.'
"You'll go far in this organization, Taylor, unless I manage to stop you."
Tags:career ladder, career ladders, climb, climbs, climbing, ladder climber, ladder climbers, ambitious, ambition, ambitions, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, hierarchy, hierarchies, stop, stops, stopping, career killer, career killers, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, glass ceiling, glass ceilings, executive, executives, jealous, jealousy, employee, employees, usurp, overtake, overtakes, overtaking, scheme, schemes, scheming
Mountain climber error.
'Dude, is that a space satellite? Maybe we climbed a little too high this time.'
Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...
Pole Vault (Man running up with a ladder).
Man climbs to the mountaintop for answers where a mirror awaits.
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'Dude, if you're gonna climb with us, you gotta lose the scythe.'
"Message: I care."
Tags:mountain, mountains, rock face, rock-face, mountaineer, mountaineering, climb, climbs, climbing, message, messages, telegram, telegrams, telegraphy, messaging, transmit, transmits, transmission, long distance, long-distance, cable, cables, code, codes, symbolic code, symbolic codes, coding, wire, wires, care, cares, caring
'Since you're new to rock climbing I thought I'd start you out slowly. Climb that boulder.'
Well whatever you do, don't scare it away!
Don had proved it - elephants can climb trees. Then he heard a strange sound...
'Darn! Doug's taking another fall - I thought that hippo said he knew how to climb!'