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"How long before the clinical trials are over?"
Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.
The Experimental Procedure
Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'
"So I guess this probably counts as an adverse event."
'Control group bar and grill - Placebo hour 5-7,'
I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.
"Have we tried you on chipotle?"
'Control group Bar and grill - Placebo hour 5-7.'
"We're taking you out of the clinical trial and putting you in a criminal trial."
'you'll have to excuse cousin Vern, he used to be a Lab Rat.'
A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.
'Locked-in syndrome research centre.
"These are church mice, so we'll be testing the cheaper generic version of the drug."
"Well of course, he's still in clinical trials. But he looks very promising."
"Well, I took part in one of them clinical trials. Some folks were given some new kind of medication and some of us received a gazebo."