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"How long before the clinical trials are over?"
Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.
"We may have found the vaccine but it's fattening."
Drug vending machines at hospital.
Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'
The Experimental Procedure
'Medicine needs research, and research needs people like you, Mrs Watts, to make sure they've got it right.'
"So I guess this probably counts as an adverse event."
'Control group bar and grill - Placebo hour 5-7,'
"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."
"Have we tried you on chipotle?"
'Control group Bar and grill - Placebo hour 5-7.'
"We're taking you out of the clinical trial and putting you in a criminal trial."
'you'll have to excuse cousin Vern, he used to be a Lab Rat.'
A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.
"I don't care if it's a placebo or the real thing. I just want something you take with food."
"Well of course, he's still in clinical trials. But he looks very promising."
"Well, I took part in one of them clinical trials. Some folks were given some new kind of medication and some of us received a gazebo."