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Cutting corners can cost money.
"Did you say something? I thought I heard a sound bite."
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'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'
'All finished. Just the way you like it.'
A human cannon with an extended clip
As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.
A crinkly crisp goes to a plastic surgeon to straighten out the wrinkles.
A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.
Entry-level tech-support jobs.
'With your budget and insurance, Mr. Hefler, maybe you should consider this less invasive alternative to stomach stapling.'
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Angelina Jolie's keys to a happy life,
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Things escalated quickly during my vasectomy.
'I used it to clip the dog. Why?'
Friendly sports arguments with barbers.
'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'
Gardener clipping topiary stairs
'Must be more careful with those shears in future'
'I'm reduced to having to jog to get exercise: The farmer has clipped my wings...'
'Another clip show.'
You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.
'The good news is that I've brought you a new pair of bicycle clips...'
'And how would sir like it cut today?'
"A clip round the ear never did ME any harm!"