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"I had a hat."
A couple leaves their child at a "Child Check" counter before entering a fancy restaurant.
'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'
Man comes home and takes off his hat and mask.
'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'
'She gave me half credit. Turns out 'late for roll call', 'fight in the cloak room', and 'rush to recess' are terms related to Congress and third grade.'
'I'm sorry, sir, but we had a fire, and I used your hat to beat it out!'
'If you've lost your ticket,sir,how can you expect me to find your hat?'
'That tip you gave her-I hope you're not expecting to eat for the rest of the month!'
'You'll see, Kid: The pay is good, the hours are good, but it is a boring job...'
'Is that all you can say - if the cap fits wear it?'
Mercury Theatre: Lost and Found