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"I had a hat."
"Today's gonna be different- I can feel it!"
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'It's black with a curved handle.'
A couple leaves their child at a "Child Check" counter before entering a fancy restaurant.
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Robot Using the Men's Bathroom
"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."
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'No, my cap has a backwards bill on it.'
Man comes home and takes off his hat and mask.
'It's a top of the line leather laptop case of remarkable sleekness and style. You can't miss it.'
'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'
"Sorry, sir, which hat was yours again?"
Secret Services Club
'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'
'The brown one that smells like an old man.'
'I'm sorry, sir, but we had a fire, and I used your hat to beat it out!'
'They've only gone and lost my cloak of invisibility.'
Two drunken men trying to fit into the same coat.
Jesus checks in his cross at the cloakroom.
Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.