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'Your drain pipe was having a bad hair day.'
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A plumber pulls cash out from the sewer near a casino.
"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."
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Heading towards the In-Sink-Erator... 'Nooooooo!!'
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'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'
"Well, we found out what's been clogging up your drains!"
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I have a cold or my head is too full.
'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'
'Got it! Next time, Mr. Blake, use a cotton swab to get at the earwax.'
Tags:baseball, base ball, bat, bats, batter, batters, batting, batsman, batsmen, earwax, ear wax, wax, waxes, ear, ears, doctor, doctors, clear, clears, clearing, cleared, swab, swabs, clog, clogs, clogged, clogging, block, blocks, blocked, blockage, blockages, remove, removes, removal, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Remember, folks, don't try this on your own!'
This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.
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'Your arteries are clogged. I'm afraid I'll have to call Roto Rooter.'
Stupid sink was still clogged. Now she'd either have to call a plumber or swallow what was left of the drain cleaner.
'The drains are clogged again,'
'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'
'This might help in the meantime until we can fit you in.'
'When I said you were a vital cog, I meant CLOG.'
'I feel a bit constipated.' - 'The chemist will be closed by now. What shall I do?' - 'Sundae spoon!' - 'Stay away from me!'
'And I thought I was just badly constipated.'
Still clogged- Chalie Rangel.