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"On the upside, you're only one heart attack away from reaching our platinum V.I.P. status."
"I can't find that much hair in a drain and not see stress issues."
"Well, we found out what's been clogging up your drains!"
National Cloggers Convention/American Plumbers Association
"Same old, same old, Rapunzel.
'Got it! Next time, Mr. Blake, use a cotton swab to get at the earwax.'
'The drains are clogged again,'
'If the drain's clogged with food, why not clean it out with some high fiber bran flakes?'
'This might help in the meantime until we can fit you in.'
'When I said you were a vital cog, I meant CLOG.'
Fast Food Restaurant Employees Discuss a Defibrillator. 'Maybe we should keep it under the counter.'