Cloning Cartoons and Comics

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"Mommy can't take you to Katie's house. Mommy is busy cloning a slime mold."

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Portrait Special

"All I'm saying is that if God created man in his own image he was a bit of a cloner himself."

"Mr Taylor, your clone is loose again."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Why clone sheep! They ought to clone more doctors!"

"Alright, Ms. Ramsey, send in the clones."

The Trouble With Cloning

'You're exactly the kind of applicant we're looking for.'

"Don't kill it! That mosquito is carrying my DNA."

"So! How is everybody today?"

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

The miracle of genetic engineering

"They're not identical twins—they're surgical twins."

"We don't mind the clones watching 'Roseanne,' but I don't think they should stay up for Charlie Rose."

"I'm going to have to recuse myself."

The Machine that transforms the mob in to the respectable.

'A piece of skin from the killer's arm, by jove. Let's go back to the lab, clone it, and identify the murderer when he grows up.'

The miracle of genetic engineering

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

"You lied about conducting cloning experiments in the past. Why should the jury believe you now?"

Cloning $600: "It just seems wrong to me. I don't think I could live with myself."