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"When I die I want a closed casket funeral. . . Correct."
'He was a darn fine mechanic.'
"When I die I want a closed casket funeral."
'I'm surprised it's closed. Didn't think he would ever shut up.'
'Larry invites you all to stop and smell the roses' reads a sign next to a vase full of roses and a closed casket
'Benny wanted a closed casket service...but, since you traveled so far to be here...I can give you a quick peek for ten dollars.'
"The ringing has stopped, someone's answered it!"