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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.
White house staff advised to check their closets for Stephen Miller before bedtime.
"And then I realized the treasure I was after was right in front of me all along."
'I thought you were' going to straighten up the closet? . . . Too late. I just did it. Once again, the potential of promises is mugged in the alley by the 3 stooges - shoulda, coulda, and woulda.'
"I'm out of the closet but under the radar."
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"My first choice college should have lots of closet space."
Skeletons in the "California Closet"
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"If you get half the closet for shoes, then I get a drawer for my old rock concert t-shirts."
"Here are the office supplies-it's also where people weep or sexually harass each other."
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"Read me the story again about the closet monster."
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'I'd like one with more closet space.'
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"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"
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The Lady or the Tiger or the Closet?
Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door
'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'
Floor Plan of Studio Apartment 8-B.
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'...and this home includes a heated garage.'
"When I said 'small class sizes', I meant the room, not the number of students."
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"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"
'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'
"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."
'I purposely keep it messy so no monsters move in.'
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'Of course, I sweep everything behind that door.'