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Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.
White house staff advised to check their closets for Stephen Miller before bedtime.
'I thought you were' going to straighten up the closet? . . . Too late. I just did it. Once again, the potential of promises is mugged in the alley by the 3 stooges - shoulda, coulda, and woulda.'
"My first choice college should have lots of closet space."
Skeletons in the "California Closet"
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"If you get half the closet for shoes, then I get a drawer for my old rock concert t-shirts."
"Here are the office supplies-it's also where people weep or sexually harass each other."
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"Read me the story again about the closet monster."
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'I'd like one with more closet space.'
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The Lady or the Tiger or the Closet?
Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door
'There's a gastroenterologist in my closet.'
'...and this home includes a heated garage.'
Floor Plan of Studio Apartment 8-B.
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'See, there are no people in your closet. Now, go to sleep!'
"Do those shoes taste funny to you?"
"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."
'I purposely keep it messy so no monsters move in.'
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"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."
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Joe's Clothes Dated Him.
"See? No one's in the closet. It was just a dream. Your boss isn't out to get you."
Pirate trying to choose what to wear
"See? There's no monster in your closet, just some homeless guy."