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Still fits like a glove after all these years!
"No, 'Crossfit' isn't me being cross because my clothes don't fit!"
"I have room for one ladies' size 4, or a very supple 6."
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"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."
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'My wife? Oh, she's about your size. Only shorter, fatter, and sort of humpbacked.'
One size fits all store.
'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'
"You'd like to see it in a smaller size...congratulations!"
"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."
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"Thank God for Donna. She's the only one who understands my ass."
One size fits all.
"It's a 38 suit I wear."
'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'
"How come men are fat and women get away with being plus-size?"
The Island of Misfit Pants
'Do you have this in a XXX stupid?'
'This is an 8 1/2. Do you have it in a size 9?'
"I do love this shirt, do you have it in XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL?"
"Here, this might fit."
'There's a gang going through town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. I think they're still at 'large'!'
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"Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?"
Neighbourhood Weight Watch
"Are you trying to be funny. . .?"
'I think I'm entitled to an exchange - I specifically asked dfor a medium and I've been given a large.' (Psyd's Psychic Supply Co.)
Two woman fighting over a top in the sales.