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Still fits like a glove after all these years!
"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."
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"I'm not sure. Maybe it's my wife's butt size I'm thinking of!"
"No, 'Crossfit' isn't me being cross because my clothes don't fit!"
"I have room for one ladies' size 4, or a very supple 6."
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"My tailor just won't accept that I've grown as a person."
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One size fits all store.
'You still don't understand the metric system do you?'
"...between a medium and a large - I like to call it 'Marge'."
'I'm s00 hungry!'
"You'd like to see it in a smaller size...congratulations!"
"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."
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"Thank God for Donna. She's the only one who understands my ass."
One size fits all.
"How come men are fat and women get away with being plus-size?"
'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'
The Island of Misfit Pants
'This is an 8 1/2. Do you have it in a size 9?'
'Do you have this in a XXX stupid?'
"I do love this shirt, do you have it in XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL?"
Neighbourhood Weight Watch
"Do you want to see the right size first, or should we work up to it gradually?"
'There's a gang going through town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order. I think they're still at 'large'!'
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Two woman fighting over a top in the sales.
'My memory isn't what it used to be either. In fact, I can't remember when I went from 'Young Misses' to the 'All Shapes & Sizes' department.'