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'My wife? Oh, she's about your size. Only shorter, fatter, and sort of humpbacked.'
"You'd like to see it in a smaller size...congratulations!"
"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."
Tags:internet shopping, online shopping, shopper, shoppers, internet shop, internet shops, internet store, internet stores, internet business, online business, clothes shopping, clothes store, clothes shops, dress size, dress sizes, european size, european sizes, clothes size, clothes sizes, clothes sizing
"Thank God for Donna. She's the only one who understands my ass."
"It's a 38 suit I wear."
'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'
The Island of Misfit Pants
"I do love this shirt, do you have it in XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL?"
Neighbourhood Weight Watch
'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'
'I have to start a diet. I used to wear a size medium but now I was told I need a larger size. However, I think I can still fit into an extra medium size.'
'I stopped paying for diet plans and am using the savings to buy clothes two sizes too big.'
"Why do you call your knickers, 'smalls'?"
Tags:knickers, pant, pants, underclothes, underclothing, wife, wives, husband, husbands, insult, insults, insulting, smalls, underwear, women's underwear, women's underclothes, fashions, fashionable, pant, pants, relationships, marriage, laundry, clothing, dress size, dress sizes, clothes size, clothes sizes, clothes sizing
Junior Denim: Small, Medium & Heffalump.
"After all these years I'm afraid that we just don't fit each other anymore."
Tags:obesity, weight problem, weight problems, weight issue, weight issues, obese, fat, fatness, relationship, marriage, counsellor, counsellors, marital, counselor, counselors, guidance, pants, jeans, trousers, waist size, middle age, weight gain, middle aged, clothes size, clothes sizing, waistband, waistbands, breakup, breakups, growing apart, divorce, divorces
"Stop complaining -- you'll grow into it."
"The clothes from the internet shop never fit but the cardboard boxes are just fantastic!"
"The inside leg wasn't the problem, they just don't stock my waist size."
'Everything's designed for supermodels. What about supper models?'
'I'm a XXXVIII regular.'
Sale! Everything Reduced!
"There you are, dear. We were just talking about you."
Tags:underwear, obese, obesity, clothes size, clothes sizing, underclothes, pant, pants, boxer, boxers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, clothing size, clothing sizes, fat, fatness, weight problem, weight problems, weight issue, weight issues, married life, embarrassed, humiliation, public humiliation, public humiliations, embarrassment, embarrassments
'Gee! Your diet's beginning to work!'
'I'd like to return this shirt. It doesn't fit right!'
Long Johns and Short Johns.