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'Oh... I always thought it was just an allegory...'
Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud
A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.
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A pink cloud hovers above a sleeping man
"Grandpa's up there somewhere."
'Strange -- I always thought that thunder sounded like the angels were bowling.'
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Everyone's heard of the stairway to heaven, but most people don't know it was actually built to keep the fatties out.
For one embarrassing week, heaven ran out of normal wings,
"It was much nicer before people started storing all their personal information in the cloud."
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Clouds in the Office
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A rain shower
'I'd prefer it if they stored their stuff someplace else!'
'I see a castle and a seahorse. What do you see?'
"Wow. Tough cloud."
"Please type the letters you see above."
Tags:captcha, turing test, turing tests, ai, artificial intelligence, challenge-response test, challenge-response tests, completely automated public turing test to tell computers and humans apart, internet, online, computer, computers, human, humans, type, typing, sky, skies, cloud, clouds, letters, letter, number, numbers, capital, capitals, lower-case, picture, pictures, robot, robots, logging in, log in, modern life
"Eight years of meteorology, and I still don't remember what type of clouds those are."
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Catching a Cloud
An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud
'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'
"But I thought once you were in you were in!"
'Flying just isn't the same since people started saving files to the cloud.'
Heaven for Agnostics
'Yeah, like I've never heard that one before. If I had a dollar for every cloud computing joke I've heard...'
Chicken Little's speech problems were a source of misunderstandings, mockery and sadly, a loss of life.
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'It was inevitable, I suppose. They've gone and virtualized the coffee in the 'Cloud'.'