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'Well, Mr. Bell, I must say in all my years in this industry I've never conducted an interview with someone so devoid of even a semblance of professionalism... You're hired.'
'Doctors scare me.'
'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'
'You, bearded lady. I ain't paying you to loaf around - oh sorry, I thought you were someone else... well, have a nice day.'
The Complete Makeover of Brenda L.
"Let me slip into something more humorous."
"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."
"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."
Tags:rodeo, rodeos, rodeo clown, rodeo clowns, clown, clowns, clowning, pinot, pinot noir, pinot grigio, wine cellar, wine cellars, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, waiting, wine snob, wine snobs, barrel, barrels, matador, matadors, wine collection, wine collections, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, telltale sign, telltale signs
"It's a balloon reminder that all joy is fleeting."
Tags:street art, street artists, clown, clowns, circus clown, circus clowns, sad clown, sad clowns, balloon, balloons, party balloon, party balloons, ruined childhood, let down, let-down, child, kid, kids, childhood, childrens entertainers, children's entertainers, childrens entertainer, children's entertainer, part clown, part clowns, depression, depressed, misery, miserable, existential, existential crisis, birthday, birthdays, birthday party, birthday parties, joy is fleeting
'I've become a victim of my own success. I'm starting to crack myself up.'
Why it's not always a good idea to wear your work uniform to court...
'Mirror Mirror on the...'
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."
Tags:costume, costumes, evil clown, evil clowns, party clown, party clowns, clown, clowns, comic performer, comic performers, slapstick, humour, humor, comedy, comedian, comedians, mime, mimes, edmund burke, triumph of evil, clown phobia, clown phobias, coulrophobia, coulrophobe, coulrophobic, coulrophobics, coulrophobes, fear of clowns
"I don't feel Marie is the right sort for the Garden Club."
"It wasn't supposed to be funny."
Tags:therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychoanalysis, clown, clowns, funny, not funny, audience, audiences, circus, circuses, circus clown, circus clowns, mistake, mistakes, performer, performers
"Go home, maybe my regulars will come back."
"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."
"I'm worried I'll just laugh about this in the morning."
"I wanted a balloon puppy, not a balloon vision of my sad corporate future."
Senseless clowning around
A clown and a boy look at a balloon animal in a zoo.
Clown with a balloon animal as a pet
"You're neither a happy clown nor a sad clown. You're a manic depressive clown."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, clown, clowns, happy clown, sad clown, depression, maniac depression
"You weren't looking for humor, but humor found you."
Tags:sense of humour, sense of humor, clown, clowns, circus, circuses, entertainer, entertainers, circus act, circus acts, performer, performers, humourous, humorous, joke, jokes, joker, jokers, joking, joked, scooter, bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, cyclist, cyclists, children's entertainer, children's entertainers, humourless, humorless
"I find it tends to instantly lightens the mood."
Tags:mood, moods, clown, clowns, circus clown, circus clowns, costume, costumes, riot police, riot, riots, protest, protests, protester, protesters, protesting, protesting, police force, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, copper, coppers, mood lightening, mood lightener, mood lighteners, protest movement, protest movements