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'Well, Mr. Bell, I must say in all my years in this industry I've never conducted an interview with someone so devoid of even a semblance of professionalism... You're hired.'
"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."
Tags:rodeo, rodeos, rodeo clown, rodeo clowns, clown, clowns, clowning, pinot, pinot noir, pinot grigio, wine cellar, wine cellars, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, waiting, wine snob, wine snobs, barrel, barrels, matador, matadors, wine collection, wine collections, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, telltale sign, telltale signs
"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."
Tags:modern, modern world, modern life, circus, circus animal, circus clown, animal, animals, strong man, strongmen, strongman, strong men, feats of strength, trapeze, trapeze artist, trapeze artists, performing arts, circus skill, circus skills, dot com, dot com bubble, website, websites, internet, internet industry, social media, clowning, clowns, presenter, presenters, stilt walker, stilt walkers, tight rope, tightrope, elephant, elephants, bar, bars, depressed, laid off, fired, lay off, lay offs, dying industry, dying industries
Tags:emile, emile zola, zola, french, france, french literature, literature, literary, lit, lit major, pop, pop culture, culture, cultural reference, cultural, reference, references, referential, book, books, bookish, book lover, accuse, accused, accusation, accusing, accusations, word play, play on words, clown, clowning, clowns, judicial, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, jury, juries, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms
Crash Testing Clown Car.
Tags:clown car, clown cars, dummy, dummies, crash testing, crash tests, clowns, clowning, clown, circus, circuses, circus clown, routine, routines, crash test, crash tests, crash testing, scare, scary, crash, crashing, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, experiment, experiments, destructive testing, crash tested, safety, safe
"I thought we agreed you were going to cry on the inside."
"You're not stepping on it right."
"Well, he's not going to rescue himself."
Tags:cat stuck, cat stuck in a tree, up a tree, in a tree, cat stuck up a tree, lion, big cat, big cats, lions, circus animal, circus animals, circus, circuses, clown, clowns, clowning, firemen, fireman, rescue, rescued, carnival, carnivals, fair, faire, fairs, rescue, fire and rescue, fire man, fire men, rescues
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'Is my make-up O.K.?'
There's always one.
"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."
Tags:clown, clowns, politician, politicians, politic, politics, congress, congressman, congressmen, congressional, house of representative, senate, senator, washington dc, washington, d.c., incompetent, make fun, introduction, introductions, poor, rubbish, laughing stock, laughing-stock, clowning, clowning around, inappropriate, joker, jester, unpopular, standards, poor standard, unserious, light hearted
It looked like being a particularly messy divorce
"Time for your 6 a.m. Pie-in-the-face, Mr. Chuckles!"
Life of a clown wife
'Here's the bastard now and he's carrying our Maude's bladder.'
"You think this is funny - I'm 38, I live with my mother and I've got a college degree."
'I promise to do a better job than any of the clowns in Washington...'
"Brightening the lives of passersby without a license, Your Honor."
"You will laugh all the way to the bank, Degner, but Purvis is to make the actual deposit."
Tags:joker, jokers, straight man, straight men, clown, clowns, clowning, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, figurative, literal, laughing all the way to the bank, laugh all the way to the bank, deposit, deposits, depositing, straitlaced, phrase, phrases, phrasing, trust, trustworthy, trustworthiness, dependable, dependability, serious, seriousness, serious person, serious people, delegate, delegates, delegating, manager, managers, distrust, distrusts, distrusting, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, hierarchy, hierarchies
'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'
"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."
Man in bed to hospital clown: 'It may surprise you to hear that, actually, morphine is the best medicine.'
'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'