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'Well, Mr. Bell, I must say in all my years in this industry I've never conducted an interview with someone so devoid of even a semblance of professionalism... You're hired.'
"Call and see if the rodeo has our '93 Pinot."
Tags:rodeo, rodeos, rodeo clown, rodeo clowns, clown, clowns, clowning, pinot, pinot noir, pinot grigio, wine cellar, wine cellars, sommelier, sommeliers, waiter, waiters, waiting, wine snob, wine snobs, barrel, barrels, matador, matadors, wine collection, wine collections, steal, steals, stealing, stolen, telltale sign, telltale signs
Senseless clowning around
"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."
Tags:modern, modern world, modern life, circus, circus animal, circus clown, animal, animals, strong man, strongmen, strongman, strong men, feats of strength, trapeze, trapeze artist, trapeze artists, performing arts, circus skill, circus skills, dot com, dot com bubble, website, websites, internet, internet industry, social media, clowning, clowns, presenter, presenters, stilt walker, stilt walkers, tight rope, tightrope, elephant, elephants, bar, bars, depressed, laid off, fired, lay off, lay offs, dying industry, dying industries
Tags:emile, emile zola, zola, french, france, french literature, literature, literary, lit, lit major, pop, pop culture, culture, cultural reference, cultural, reference, references, referential, book, books, bookish, book lover, accuse, accused, accusation, accusing, accusations, word play, play on words, clown, clowning, clowns, judicial, law, laws, lawyer, lawyers, jury, juries, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms
Crash Testing Clown Car.
Tags:clown car, clown cars, dummy, dummies, crash testing, crash tests, clowns, clowning, clown, circus, circuses, circus clown, routine, routines, crash test, crash tests, crash testing, scare, scary, crash, crashing, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, experiment, experiments, destructive testing, crash tested, safety, safe
"ummm... tell your friends."
Tags:clown, clowns, childrens entertainer, childrens entertainers, clowning, bad clown, bad clowns, sad clown, sad clowns, bad at your job, bad at his job, apologetic, whale, whales, sea mammal, sea mammals, promotion, self-promotion, self-promoting, balloon animal, balloon animals, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic
"I thought we agreed you were going to cry on the inside."
"Now will you do something funny."
"You're not stepping on it right."
"A funny thing happened at work today."
"Want to have a few pies after work?"
"Well, he's not going to rescue himself."
Tags:cat stuck, cat stuck in a tree, up a tree, in a tree, cat stuck up a tree, lion, big cat, big cats, lions, circus animal, circus animals, circus, circuses, clown, clowns, clowning, firemen, fireman, rescue, rescued, carnival, carnivals, fair, faire, fairs, rescue, fire and rescue, fire man, fire men, rescues
"Clown mills - a national embarrassment."
Authorized Personnel Only
"For the last time, yes - you are funny EXACTLY like a clown."
Tags:clown, clowns, clowning, clowned, low self esteem, reassurance, reassured, reassurances, funny, identity crises, identity crisis, dilemma, unsure, constant assurance, reminder, reminders, reminding, surety, guarantee, guarantees, guaranteeing, bar, bars, pub, pubs, identical, similar, exact, exactly the same
'Is my make-up O.K.?'
There's always one.
"Of course you know Congressman Beasley."
Tags:clown, clowns, politician, politicians, politic, politics, congress, congressman, congressmen, congressional, house of representative, senate, senator, washington dc, washington, d.c., incompetent, make fun, introduction, introductions, poor, rubbish, laughing stock, laughing-stock, clowning, clowning around, inappropriate, joker, jester, unpopular, standards, poor standard, unserious, light hearted
A clown waters his garden with squirting flower
It looked like being a particularly messy divorce
Bobo's Barber Shop
"Time for your 6 a.m. Pie-in-the-face, Mr. Chuckles!"
Life of a clown wife