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"I never think of you, as, like, old, Jack. I think of you as, like, retro."
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A cactus dances with a disco ball sun overhead.
"I'm positive. This is the location for the Tupperware after party."
'You realize, of course, there's a seven-day waiting period.'
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, cavemen, caveman, club, clubs, clubbing, clubbed, waiting period, weapon, weapons, period, periods, wait, waiting, waits, urgent, urgency, t rex, t-rex, tyrannosaurus rex, protection, protect, protects, protected, self defense, fight back, fighting back, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You. You. And you."
Tags:heaven, gates of heaven, the gates of heaven, heavens gates, pearly gate, pearly gates, angel, angels, bouncer, bouncers, security, security guards, security guard, crowd, crowds, queue, queues, selection, selection process, club, clubs, clubbing, admitting, admittance, admitted, exclusive, exclusion, elite, the elite, elites, chosen, chose one, the chosen ones, gods chosen ones, god's chosen ones, rope, ropes, barrier, barriers, ped barrier, ped barriers, crowd control, control, controls, controlled, contolling, crowd controlling, crowd controls, crowd controller, christianity, judaism, re teacher, religious education, re, religious studies, rs teacher, rs teachers, re teachers, pick, picking, choose, choosing, discriminate, discrimination, god
'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.
How cavemen go clubbing.
'Your feet are killing me!'
'Feel like going out clubbing later?'
I club baby seals.
'I just invented violence.'
"We couldn't do this before the iron age."
The Ly'in Starts Here.
"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."
Tags:love, loving, romance, romantic, romancing, dates, dating, loves, loved, boyfriend, boyfriends, gay, gay marriage, mlm, man loving man, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, love life, theory, theoretical, dry spell, dry, dry-spell, club, clubbing, clubs, bar, bars, gay bar, gay bars, drinking, luck, unlucky, scene, culture, cultures, pop culture
"Have you seen the size of the bouncers?"
'Hitting each other over the head with clubs may not be perfect, but it's the best system anybody's come up with so far.'
"I club baby seals"
'I feel like going out clubbing tonight, how's about you?'
'My collected stories.'
'See those matching boots and gloves? That's his mother!'
Special offer!!! St. Valentines day!
'I hated to do it, but conflicts like this are inevitable without a logical language.'
If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.
"See what happens when you square the clubface?"
Tags:club, clubs, clubbing, clubbed, caveman, cavemen, cave painting, cave paintings, golf, golfs, golfer, golfers, golfing technique, golfing techniques, knockout, knockouts, knocked out, knocking out, club selection, swing, swings, golf swing, golf swings, knockout blow, knockout blows, change of technique, changing technique, strategy, strategies
"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, afterlife, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, doorman, doormen, security, bouncer, bouncers, stamp, stamps, club, clubs, clubbing, nightclub, nightclubs, entry, entrance, entrances, forgot, forgotten, entering heaven, entertainment, nightlife, modern life