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Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.
'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'
Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls
Tags:flight, fly, flies, flying, bird, birds, wing, wings, flapping, flap, flaps, the gift of flight, gift of flight, painting, painter, paint, paints, house painter, house painting, house, home, homes, health, health and safety, safety, safety at work, tunkle, tunkle brothers, clumsy, clumsiness, cowboy, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, contractor, contractors, contracted, contracting, construction, constructions, physical, physical comedy, slapstick, slap stick, get well, get well soon, accident, accident at work
"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
Tags:businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problems
'As far as dancing goes, the doctor says you need to stay off my feet for 6-8 weeks.'
'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'
'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'
"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."
"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."
"That's what I'd give my sister-in-law if she could take care of nice things."
Tags:sister in law, sisters in law, sister-in-law, sisters-in-law, in law, in laws, the in laws, in-law, in-laws, the in-laws, gift, gifts, present, presents, gift giving, gift giver, gift givers, buying gifts, buying presents, careless, carelessness, clumsy, clumsiness, useless, uselessness, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, relative, relatives, insult, insults, insulting
"These Romans must've been very clumsy - all their pottery is in pieces..."
'A four-leaf clover! They say it brings luck!'
Tags:four-leaf, 4 leaf clover, four-leaf clover, four-leaf clovers, 4 leaf clovers, lucky omen, lucky omens, clover, good luck, luck, happiness, happy, crocodile, abyss, clumsy, clumsiness, lucky charm, relationship, balance, balanced relationship, stable, stability, careful, inconsiderate, consideration, spouse, spousal, supporting each other, support
'To be honest, I'm surprised you employed me!'
The accidental invention of macaroni and cheese.
Tags:chef, cook, cooking, food, food preparation, collide, collision, mishap, invention, macaroni and cheese, mac and cheese, inventions, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental invention, accidental inventions, mistake, mistakes, chefs, mishaps, clumsy, clumsiness, stodge, stodgy food, stodgy foods
Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.
Accident-Prone Support Group.
"I cashed in my swear jar."
Tags:wages of sin, swear jar, swear jars, curse jar, curse jars, curse, curses, cursing, swear, swears, swearing, potty mouth, potty mouths, bad language, bad word, bad words, saving money, saving, savings, saving up, saved up, clumsy, clumsiness, broken television, broken televisions, broken tv, broken tvs, tv, tvs, new tv, new tvs, new television, new televisions
"You know, for a gazelle, you're an awful klutz!"
Newton's Clumsier Brother Discovers Gravity.
Ed could talk the talk and walk the walk, but just not while carrying hot liquids.
She was a left hand that didn't know what her right hand was doing.
"Who's ready to hear a lot of adjacent keys played simultaneously?"
"General, your night vision goggles keep hitting my forehead."
Tags:combat, tech, technological, military technology, military tech, cutting edge, night vision, stumble, stumbling, bumbling, bumble, clumsy, clumsily, clumsiness, fumble, fumbled, fumbling, intelligence, special intelligence, lights out, married, marriage, married life, spice things up, spice it up, dead bedroom, dead bedrooms, toy, toys, goggle, goggles, night vision goggles, general, generals, army, armies, cia, dates, date, general, generals