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"Sorry. That may have been the booze lashing out."
"Can you describe this china shop?"
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, animal, animals, cow, cows, bull, bulls, cattle, livestock, bovine, china shop, china shops, careless, awkward, clumsy, damaging, describe, description, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, wordplay, word play
'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'
Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.
"Oops. Oops. Oops."
'How the heck could we lose a $14,000 pacemaker?!'
The Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands
Tags:party, parties, party trick, dinner party, cocktail party, struggle, struggles, struggled, klutz, clumsy, clumsily, cherry, kissing, kiss, cherries, cherry stem, tie, ties, tied, knot, knots, knotted, knotting, bar, bar trick, bars, drink, drinking, drinker, drinks, alcohol, alcohols, trick, tricks, tricky, fiddle, fiddly, fiddled, average, mediocre, mediocrity, normal, normie
"You were a schlub in all of your previous lives, too."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, previous life, previous lives, reincarnation, religion, religious, schlub, schlubs, talentless, unattractive, socially awkward, clumsy, stupid, dumb, loser, losers, bad news
"I dropped my goblet!"
The fumble bee
'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'
'This is going to be a long night.'
Tags:santa, santa claus, reindeer, reindeers, sleigh, december 25th, christmas day, christmas eve, presents, present, gift, gifts, deliver, delivery, delivers, delivered, fly, flies, flied, flying, fall, fallen, fell, falls, trip, tripped, trips, long night, clumsy, christmas lights, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"
'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'
'It's bad enough that you dropped your end of the stretcher, but did you have to yell 'BOMBS AWAY'?'
Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls
Tags:flight, fly, flies, flying, bird, birds, wing, wings, flapping, flap, flaps, the gift of flight, gift of flight, painting, painter, paint, paints, house painter, house painting, house, home, homes, health, health and safety, safety, safety at work, tunkle, tunkle brothers, clumsy, clumsiness, cowboy, cowboy builder, cowboy builders, contractor, contractors, contracted, contracting, construction, constructions, physical, physical comedy, slapstick, slap stick, get well, get well soon, accident, accident at work
"And would you be performing the actual surgery?"
Tags:surgery, surgeries, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons, tie, ties, tying, ominous, warning, warnings, ominous sign, ominous signs, warning sign, warning signs, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, paranoia, paranoid, clumsy, klutz, klutzes, klutzy, fumble, fumbles, fumbling
"Careful now. It's fragile."
Tags:sculptor, sculpt, sculpture, sculptures, art, arts, classic, classics, classical art, art history, theory, theories, museum, greek, greeks, grecian, style, styles, arm, arms, clumsy, break, broken, breaking, breakage, damage, damaged, fragile, drop, dropped, antioch, alexandros, aphrodite, milos, venus de milo, historical
"Let me through! I'm a businessperson!"
Tags:businessperson, businesspeople, businessperson, spill, spills, spilling, expert, experts, expertise, sidewalk, sidewalks, clumsy, clumsiness, careless, carelessness, accident, accidents, accidental, crowd, crowds, crowded sidewalk, crowded sidewalks, fall, falls, falling, trip, trips, tripping, klutz, klutzy, klutziness, assist, assistance, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, first world problem, first world problems
'As far as dancing goes, the doctor says you need to stay off my feet for 6-8 weeks.'
'Do you have this in nine wide, two left feet?'
'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'
"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."
"Nothing to worry about. It seems you have two left feet."
"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."