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Is clutter necessary?
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"I wish you'd do something about the moat."
Tags:king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, queen, queens, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, castle, castles, moat, moats, pollution, water pollution, litter, trash, rubbish, garbage, junk, floating, clutter, mess, messy, cluttered, clean up, clean-up, housework, chore, chores, cleaning, yard work, yardwork
"You know what I want for our twentieth anniversary? A Dumpster."
Tags:dumpster, dumpsters, cleanout, clean out, clean outs, anniversary, anniversaries, wedding anniversary, wedding anniversaries, clutter, clutters, cluttered, spring clean, spring cleans, spring cleaning, rubbish, junk, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, hoard, hoards, hoarded, old married couple, old married couples, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present ideas
"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, childhood, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, toy, toys, too many toys, clutter, cluttered, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, compulsive hoarding, compulsive hoarder, compulsive hoarders, toddler, toddlers, terrible 2s, terrible twos, baby, babies, spoilt, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, spoilt child, spoilt children, bad parenting, mess, messes, plaything, playthings, infant, infants
Husband Descending a Staircase After Tripping on his Wife's Shoes
Tags:parody, cubist, iduchamp, marcel duchamp, art, artistic, artist, reference, pop culture, modern art, sketch, marriage, married life, married, husband, wife, husband and wife, shoes, women's shoes, habits, habit, untidy, messy, messiness, clutter, cluttered, declutter, tidy, tidying, organise, organised, cubism, cubists, cubist
"I found some more acorns today."
Tags:acorn, acorns, nut, nuts, bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, coupon, coupons, overstock, overstocks, overstocked, overstocking, save, saves, saving, savings, pack rat, pack rats, save up, saves up, hoarder, hoarders, hoarding, squirrel, squirrels, chipmunk, chipmunks, storage, storage space, stuff, clutter, cluttered, mess, messy
"You're getting a legendary desk. Some of these cords go back six, seven managers ago."
Tags:clutter, clutters, cluttered, mess, messy, messes, tidying, tidy, new job, congratulations, job, employment, hired, hire, new hire, employed, employee, employers, offices, desk, desks, messy desk, untidy, hoarder, hoarded, hoard, hoarding, desk job, desk jockey, managers, management, manager, wires, wire, wired, tech, technology, office work, modern life, modern
'I love Christmas decorations; the house always seems twice as large when they're put away.'
"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."
Tags:life philosophy, living for the moment, living in the moment, life in the moment, future, planning for the future, future planning, planning, plan, plans, lazy, laziness, sloth, slothfulness, mess, messy, messes, messy apartment, messy apartments, messy flat, messy flats, clutter, cluttered, procrastination, procrastinate, procrastinates, philosophy, untidy, youth
'The buck gets lost here'.
"Those are my books on tidying up."
Tags:self-help book, self-help books, self help book, self help books, tidying up, tidy, tidiness, untidy, untidiness, clutter, cluttered, messy, messiness, housework, household chore, household chores, irony, disorderly, disorganized, disorganised, disorder, chaos, self improvement, self-improvement
"So where have you been?"
Tags:attic, attics, loft, lofts, up in the loft, crawl space, crawl spaces, mess, messy, untidy, clutter, cluttered, hoard, mannequin, mannequins, clutters, talking object, object, personification, personify, personifies, relationships, relationship, married life, marriage, cliche, husband, wife, wait up, don't wait up, late, hoarder, hoarding, argue, arguing, argument, argues, arguments
'Something is missing.'
"Wouldn't it be easier to write on your desk if you cleaned it out, Robert?"
Tags:education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, classwork, writing, desk, desks, messy, unorganised, unorganized, cluttered, overflowing, full, paperwork, messy desk, messy desks, teacher life, elementary school, primary school, junior high school, middle school, high school, secondary school
"Aren't you forgetting something?"
'I have a very neat desk but a very messy computer desktop.'
The Collector's Corner
Tags:trash, trashcan, clutter, cluttered, one man's trash, another man's treasure, collect, collected, collectables, collectable, collection, obscure, niche, column, columns, columnist, advice, advise, agony aunt, newspaper, newspapers, magazine, magazines, print-media, print media, useless, useless items, hoard, hoarding, hoarder, hoarders, excuse, excuses, antique, antiques, roadshow, money, value, valuables, worthless, valuable
'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'
"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"
"We'll proceed as soon as I locate the patient."
'I'll have to do a desktop search to find the computer !'
'The Bosmans' wedding announcement? Stick it on the fridge so we don't forget about it.'
'Hello, yes - Decluttering Limited...'
'Go away! I'm de-cluttering my life!'