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'Please turn off all cell phones & personal electronics during this surgeons.'
"Here's the deal. I'll fly the plane, and you make the excuses."
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"Good morning, folks, this is Captain Holwood from the flight deck. We'll be cruising at thirty-five thousand feet today, and I'll be finally taking control of my life, struggling to satisfy the needs of only one person—me!"
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"This is your captain speaking."
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'Captain are we going faster than sound?'
"If anyone tries to come through that door, I want you to blast away - unless of course, it's Becky with the coffee."
Letter reads: OK, we'll be good. Can we come out?
'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'
"I don't just stop being your co-pilot when the plane lands, Roger."
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Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
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"Bigelow, let's try and set this thing down just once without saying 'Oopsy-daisy.' "
'No, I'm not going anywhere today: It's my pilot fish's day off...'
'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'
"Go ahead. It's decaf."
Tags:emergency landing, emergency landings, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, risk taker, risk takers, risk taking, caffeine, coffee, coffees, decaffeinate, caffeinate, plane crash, plane crashes, airplane crash, airplane crashes, aeroplane crash, aeroplane crashes, emergency, emergencies, decaf, disaster, disasters, stress, stressful job, stressful jobs
'Alright, Captain, are you ready to play 'Chicken'?'
'Oh my gosh... we just hit a bird! I think we should go back and check on it.'
'That was one thick cloud.'
"Don't you dare touch my radio settings."
Tags:pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, plane travel, plane captain, plane captains, radio setting, radio settings, driver, drivers, long-distance drive, long-distance drives, autopilot, preference, preferences, strong preference, strong preferences
Honk if you want to pass.
"Let's skip the taxi-ing and land right at the gate. I really have to use the bathroom."
"Height and position? I'm six foot tall and in the pilot's seat."
Pontius Pilot: "You simpleton!! I said flaps 10 degrees, not 8! One more mistake like that and I'll have you crucified!!"
'This is the pilot. If you look to the left you'll see London, look to the right France - inside the cockpit the co-pilot's underpants.'
Upside down plane