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"Mom—listen to how much atmospheric pollution we produce just going to my soccer games."
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'We'll have to drive as we give off too much CO2 when we try to walk.'
'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'
"They're nice, but not as efficient as my coal-powered chimes."
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'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'
'All our produce is locally sourced...I'd recommend the battery chicken baked in hydrogensulphide with polymorphene.'
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'It's a revolutionary technique for reducing vehicle emissions. We call it walking.'
"Another decade or so, and it'll be warm enough for us."
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"I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse thing is pure genius!"
'You do realize you're polluting the world with that big thing?!!'
'Before I say yes to a date... tell me, do you contribute to global warming very often?'
Sucking up Greenhouse gas.
Trees growing from factory chimneys.
Factory chimney coming from top of globe.
'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'
Fish want out of polluted river.
"So what happens if we find a carbon footprint?"
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"Do you think, with climate change and weather extremes, we should have the barometer extended?"
"So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?"
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'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'
We Pollute Inc.
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