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'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'
"See? Told you I was on his Nice list. . . Santa left me Clean Coal!"
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'My broker uses it to trade hot stocks.'
As it was a cold evening, Lily chucks on some more coal.
'At least this means we won't need a coal mining search.'
New Uses For Excess Coal
'Maybe at least we could donate his eyes to an organ bank.'
The Dumbest Men on Earth...
"Just how many lumps did you put in my coffee?"
"This story is really giving me a big lump in my throat."
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Tyler missed the old days before his parents used behavioral tracking software.
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"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks."
"Big coal is getting restless."
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'I told you I had to go!'
"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."
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"TV bioenergy, I like it!"
Frustrated by high heating costs, Ray began to pilfer chunks of coal from neighborhood snowmen.
"Ok, I'll run through it one more time..."
'Okay. You put coal in my stocking so I spit in the milk I set out for you. Let's call a truce.'
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'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'
'I haven't been good, so I was hoping you could bend the rules.'
The Coming of Santa is Nigh...!
It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...