Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, phone, phones, modern technology, modern technologies, cellphone, cellphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, help, drown, drowning, lost at sea, emergency service, emergency services, coast guard, coast guards, convenient, convenience, calling for help, 999, 911, telephone, telephones
"Ca you describe the shark?"
Tags:life guard, life guards, shark, sharks, lifeguard, lifeguards, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, shark attack, shark attacks, incompetence, incompetence, drowning, coast guard, coast guards, coastguard, coastguards, police investigation, police investigations, red tape, record keeping, shark species
Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.
Acme Discount Life Vests
"He's the lifeguard during high tide."
"Alison, please phone Mr. Bradshaw and tell him I won't be available for lunch. Then call the Coast Guard and tell them I'm drowning near Long Branch, New Jersey."
Tags:ignorance, ignorant, stupid, stupidity, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, cardboard, placeholder, place holder, unreasonable, request, childish, immature, stupid, stupidity, stuck, secretary, secretaries, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, p.a., accident, accidents, accidental, call, calling, phone, phones, cell, cell phone, texting and driving, car, cars, car accident, car accidents, coast guard, priorities, priority
'Your performance review is in...and it's not good.'
Tags:lifeguard, lifeguards, performance review, performance reviews, appraisal, appraisals, performance, performances, grim, grims, reaper, reapers, grim reaper, grim reapers, angel of death, beach, beaches, vacation, vacations, job skill, job skills, sea rescue, coast guard, lifeguard station, drowning, sea rescues, drown, drowns
'We decided to take a stand!'
Tags:life guard, lifeguard, lifeguards, life guards, life-guard, life-guards, swimmer, swimmers, seaside, sea-side, tourist, tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, protest, protests, protester, protesters, coast guard, coast-guard, coast guards, coast-guards, lifeboat, lifeboats, boycott, boycotts
"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."
"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."
Tags:fishing, fisher, fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fisher man, fisher men, rescue, rescues, sea rescue, sea rescues, fishing enthusiast, fishing enthusiasts, helicopter, helicopters, helicopter rescue, helicopter rescues, angling, angler, anglers, priorities, coast guard, coast guards, life guard, life guards, fishing boat, fishing boats
"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"
Tags:lifeguard, lifeguards, flip flop, flip flops, flip-flop, flip-flops, duty, drown, drowning, drowned, duties, lifeguard station, lifeguard stations, lifeguard duty, lifeguard duties, coast guard, coast guards, rescue, rescues, rescuer, rescuers, rescuing, emergency, emergencies, heroic, heroics, heroism
'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'
Tags:lifeguard, lifeguards, life-guard, life-guards, rescue, rescues, rescuing, drown, drowns, drowning, drowned, problem, problems, overwork, overworks, overworked, overworking, dead-end job, dead-end jobs, dead end job, dead end jobs, minimum wage, minimum wages, rescued, coast guard, coast guards
'Whoa! Thank goodness for lunchtime . . .'
"They won't say what they're doing way out here Skipper, but they're adamant they're not refugees!"
"No, it's SOS! Not Save Our Boat!"
'Ramming speed sailor.'
"It's not what you think. My family is on the yacht and I needed a little Me Time."
"Who was it said, 'No man is an island'?"
'This lifeguard says that he's coming after he finishes his lunch.'
'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'
Florida Coast - oil spill - Limbaugh.