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"Ca you describe the shark?"
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Sea Rescue - rescuing animals from the arc.
"He's the lifeguard during high tide."
'We decided to take a stand!'
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"Remain calm and list your goals in order of priority."
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"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"
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'I'm in hock up to my ears, I work in a dead-end job for eight bucks an hour, my wife and girlfriend are both pregnant - and you think you need help!'
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'Whoa! Thank goodness for lunchtime . . .'
"They won't say what they're doing way out here Skipper, but they're adamant they're not refugees!"
"No, it's SOS! Not Save Our Boat!"
'Ramming speed sailor.'
'This lifeguard says that he's coming after he finishes his lunch.'
'Hang in there, buddy! I know CPR!'
'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'
'It's ok they're not in trouble...It's just the ladies formation-swimming team members practicing!'
Seeing a man drownig and running off to contact the media
'Hold it, there! Prepare to be boarded.'
'You're new aren't you?'
'Sounds like illegal immigrants.'
'The Coast Guard? Nah, call Guinness first - this is going to make the biggest mimosa of all time.'
'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'
A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.