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'Myself, I'm not a morning person, so I'm definitely not interested in one of those up-at-the-crack-of-dawn types, you know what I mean?'
'Well, I woke everybody up early this mornin'.'
'Cock a doodle don't.'
"They're not just my eggs. They're your eggs, too."
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"I'm afraid I'll have to fondle that chicken, m'am."
"…the slender fox padded on silent feet across the pine needles, his moonshadow flickering across the tree trunks, while …. cocka-doodle-doo???!!!"
"No, you're not disturbing me, Herb. I'm up with the chickens this morning."
"Daylight come and me wan go home."
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'We say cock-a-doodle-doo', not 'caca, doo-doo, poo'.'
'When I clap my wings you will jump up and start acting like a hypnotist...'
"No point going to sleep now."
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"You're doing it wrong. You should crow AND pounce when waking up your owner."
"This job nothing to crow about."
'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'
"Sometimes I get so bored with myself I can barely make it to 'doodle-do.'"
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'I don't like to be called chicken.'
'I just don't think he's ready to have a family. He can't even look at eggs in the supermarket without having a panic attack.'
'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'
'With daylight savings time starting this weekend, I now have to get up an hour earlier to crow.'
"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"
'Say, I wonder if anyone wants to sleep in'
"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."
'Here we go again. 'Cock-a-doodle-do! Cock-a-doodle-do!' ... man, I'm sick of this. Every time he makes a nice shot, he's got to crow about it.'
"Comb-over alert, ladies."