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"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."
"We had a great summer! Seven hundred and fifty thousand of us shared a house in the Hamptons."
Tags:bug, bugs, infest, infests, infested, infestation, infestations, vermin, vermins, insect, insects, roach, roaches, cockroach, cockroaches, bug problem, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, squeamish, summer, summer vacation, summer holiday, creepy, scale, scaled, perspective, perspectives, centipede, centipedes, hamptons, talking animal, talking animals, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize
"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bug, bugs, insect, insects, cockroach, cockroaches, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, date, dates, dating, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, heartbreak, heartbroken, ddt, d.d.t., dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane, insecticide, pesticide, survivor, survivors, survival, get over, tough, strong, pest control, pest management, exterminator, exterminators, chemical, chemicals, chemist, chemists
'Is this a foreleg? Back leg? Antenna?....'
Tags:insect, insects, bug, bugs, cockroach, cockroaches, basketball, injury, injuries, sports injury, sports injuries, athletic trainer, athletic trainers, medic, medics, broken leg, broken legs, confuse, confuses, confused, confusion, first aid, first aiders, first aider, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.
Tags:ski, skiing, skier, skiers, skis, skied, snow, snows, snowing, snowed, snow, snow sport, snow sports, winter sport, winter sports, snowboard, snowboarding, snowboards, snowboarder, snowboarders, ski lift, ski lifts, ski lifting, bug, bugs, bugging, pest, pests, cockroach, cockroachesin the bleachers
"Let's try it. We won't tell them we're flies."
Tags:fly, flies, roach, roaches, roach motel, roach motels, blend, blends, blend in, blends in, blending in, cockroach, cockroaches, trap, traps, trapping, pest, pests, exterminate, exterminates, exterminating, extermination, exterminations, road trip, road trips, fly, flies, housefly, houseflies, house fly, house flies
'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'
Tags:cockroach, cockroaches, squashed, squash, squashes, squashing, crush, crushed, crushes, crushing, pest, pests, american football, nfl, national football league, football, tackle, tackles, tackled, x-ray, x-rays, pain, abdominal pain, dizziness, diagnosis, diagnose, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Pittsburgh Cream Cheese
Tags:pittsburgh, philadelphia, pennsylvania, cream cheese, cream cheeses, cockroach, cockroaches, infest, infests, infestation, infestations, eat, eats, eating, cheese, cheeses, low class, lower class, spoiled, spoilt, gone off, go off, goes off, going off, expiration date, expiration dates, expiry, expiries, roach, roaches
"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"
'I'm an athletic trainer, not a miracle worker.'
'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'
'It's probably nothing.'
Tags:basketball, basketball player, basketball players, basket ball, injury, injuries, injured, injures, leg injury, leg wound, limb, limbs, come off, cockroaches, cockroach, bug, bugs, pest, pests, playing, play, played, plays, its probably nothing, blown out of proportion, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
"Run for your lives! The Lord of the Dance is coming."
"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque
Bug bomb squad.
"Do you suppose there's life under other rocks?"
'We merely talk to them about time shares until they leave voluntarily.'
Hashtag Woke Up Like This
"Our last exterminator wasn't worth jack."
Tags:mouse, mice, vermin, rat, rats, infest, infestation, infested, strange, surreal, exterminator, exterminators, overkill, over kill, over the top, ott, gun, luger, guns, gunned down, cockroach, roach, roaches, cockroaches, extermination, agent, assassin, killer, secret agent, upgrade, special set of skills
"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."
Tags:animal, animals, insect, insects, bug, bugs, cockroach, cockroaches, roach, roaches, life expectancy, indestructible, immortal, immortality, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, outlive, lifespan, hard to kill, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers
"I heard he's been here since before raid."
Tags:trump, donald trump, trump national doral miami, real estate, cockroach, cockroaches, bankruptcy, real estate mogul, real estate moguls, golf course, golf courses, trump administration, us politics, american politics, trump administration, monopoly, boardgame, boardgames, board game, board games
Tags:roach, roaches, cockroaches, cockroach, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, cheat, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, affair, affairs, love affair, motel, hotel, motels, hotels, maid, maids, housekeeper, housekeepers, cleaner, cleaners, insect, insects, pest, pests
"You're in for a treat—Gregor awoke this morning from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed into a killer tapas chef."