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"I've read all the great books. They weren't that great."
"Grace and polish, all bundled up together in one man?"
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"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."
"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."
"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, dates, date, dating, love-life, love life, girlfriends, girls night out, bar scene, bar scenes, single, singles, single scene, singles bar, dating troubles, dating issues, dating life
Garden of Eden Cocktail Bar
Tags:garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, biblical, the bible, biblical, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, temptations, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, addictive, addiction, addictions, addictive behaviour, addictive behaviours, snake, snakes, lucifer, the devil, devil, devils
A vampire on holiday drinks from a pitcher full of blood.
"I myself voted against it, Paddy, but if it's the will of the people, I want a divorce."
Tags:divorce, divorcing, divorced, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, vote, votes, voter, voters
Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.
Tags:runner, runners, refreshment, refreshments, water break, water breaks, long distance runner, long distance runners, long distance running, distance, distances, spy, spies, spy movie, spy movies, spy film, spy films, bar, bars, barkeeper, barkeepers, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, vice, vices
"I'm not sure what I was doing, but, evidently there's no call for it anymore."
Tags:unemployed, unemployment, unskilled work, unskilled labor, unskilled labour, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, laid off, lay off, lay offs, fired, firing, let go, redundant, redundancy
"We've had to cancel the koi pond which I never really wanted anyway."
"Give me a Manhattan"
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, $24, twenty four dollars, dutch, dutch settler, colony, colonized, colony, colonialism, colonial, purchase, purchases, manhattan, new amsterdam, new york, drink, drinks, bar, bars, native american, native americans, american indians, history, historical, american history, trade, trading, trades, tribe, tribes, wall street
Tags:mimosa, mimosas, brunch, brunches, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, breakfast, breakfasts, christian, christians, christianity, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytises, proselytising, door-to-door, harass, harasses, harassment
(The Drinking Buddy System)
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, cocktail, cocktails, frank, franks, hot dog, hot dogs, wurst, sausage, sausages, frankfurter, frankfurters, wiener, wieners, relish, pun, puns, wordplay, word play, dad joke, dad jokes
"I want you to meet Dave. You'll get a kick out of his money."
Tags:relationship, relationships, introduce, introduction, introductions, meet, meeting, dating, potential relationship, potential relationships, new relationship, new relationships, money, rich, wealthy, well-off, well off, affluent, greed, greedy, gold-digger, gold digger, gold-diggers, gold diggers, rich husband, rich boyfriend, single, bachelor, bachelors, party, parties, cocktail, cocktails, attract, attraction, attractive, get a kick
"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, beer, beers, bartender, bartenders, liquors, liquor, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, bar snack, bar snacks, squirrel, squirrels, pest, pests, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, complain, complaint, complaining, complaints
"No, dear, the Martini is when you come back!"
Tags:alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking problem, drink problem, drink problems, drinking problems, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, stressful job, stressful jobs, workload, workloads, overworked, overwork, wife, wives, husband, husbands, coping with stress
"It's not you, Larry. I'm just tired of dating 'low hanging fruit'. "
Tags:breakup, breakups, breaking up, broken up, broke up, low hanging fruit, low hanging fruits, insult, insults, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, dating, date, dates, fruit, fruits, apple, apples
"You want your olive?"
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, olive, olives, bar, pub, drinking, drinker, drinkers, social drinking, beak, beaks, long beak, long beaks, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, stork, storks, cadge, cadging, scrounge, scrounging, scrounger, scroungers, bottom of the glass, leftover, left over, leftovers, leftover
"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."
Tags:feet, foot, attraction, duck, ducks, chicken, chickens, hen, hens, bird, birds, animal, animals, date, dates, dating, single life, dating scene, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders
"Finish every drop - the 5 P.M. cocktail is the most important drink of the day."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, finish, finishing, finish your drink, finishing your drink, 5 pm, 5 p.m., happy hour, cocktail, cocktails, important, most important, most important drink of the day, health, health advice
"I thought it came with an acorn."
Tags:squirrel, squirrels, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bartender, bartenders, cocktail, cocktails, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, let down, let-downs, let-down, let downs, acorn, acorns, little umbrella, little umbrellas, martini, martinis, cocktail olive, cocktail olives, fussy, fussy customer, fussy customers, bar
"I keep thinking how much pleasanter New York would be without Ed, Donald, and George."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, new york, politics, politician, politicians, political, political leader, political leaders, government, governments, president, presidents, donald, trump, incompetent, incompetence, election, elections, the donald, toupee, toupees, tiny hands, little hands, baby hands, small hands, ed, koch, ed koch, mayor, mayors
"Now that's she mastered martinis, let's move on to daquiris."
Tags:cocktail, cocktails, martini, martinis, darquiris, darquiri, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic beverages, drink, drinks, drinks order, drinks orders, recipe, recipes, drinks recipe, drinks recipes, bird, birds, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, scientist, scientists, experiment, experiments, experimentation, experimenting, experimented, animal experiment, animal experiments