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'Do you want coffee tea or Coco...?'
'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'
'Dek, my coco results came back positive.'
"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."
"And keep your toes covered! If you don't el cucuy will eat them! Good night!"
"You said 'give me a cool hairstyle...' You never specified which decade."
"So, Chupacabra, what makes you think you can be the new family bogeyman?"
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"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."
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"When I was young, we were scared to the death of the boogeyman...el cucuy was a nasty, mean creature."
"You don't scare me anymore, but you were a great bogeyman, Cucuy."
"A local retail survey shows holiday sales were flat...but the consumer cash meter hit an all-time high...while the holiday confidence index took a three-point dip."
"You're not using your boogeyman powers to cheat, are you, Cucuy?"
"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"
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"Look, Cucuy, I'm not scared of you anymore."
"For show and tell, I brought our family boogeyman...El Cucuy!"
"Goodbye, Cucuy. You've been a great bogeyman...too bad the kids aren't scared of you anymore. But I found someone who'll be much more effective."
"Hello?... No, I'm El Cucuy, the family boogeyman...the meanest, scariest creature on Earth! Who's this?"
"I mean it! Wash the dishes or El Cucuy's going to get you!"
"El Cucuy refuses to leave! He can't see that this family doesn't need a bogeyman anymore!"
"Finally! A movie I can relate to!"