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Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.
The one that got away
"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"
'Shot twice and left for dead. Not really, but it sounds better than ‘choked on a gummy bear.''
'Whats he saying about British Kippers Mabel? I don't like them, a nice piece of cod now you are talking.'
"Sorry I'm late, but it took them a week to determine that I was legally dead."
"On second thought, the swordfish isn't that good, how 'bout some cod?"
Couple of Pikeys.
'I've heard nets are safest if you swim right into them...Cod Psychology if you ask me.'
'There's something odd about that cod...!'
'As part of his induction he had to endure all the company HR slides Sir. . . worst case of 'death by powerpoint' I've seen in a long time!'
Battered Cod - We are watching The Waltons omnibus on Sunday! My mother is moving into the guest room! Have you mowed the lawn yet?'
'The Cod's off, but you can have whale and chips.'
'Yes, sorry, no more cod.'
'In cod we trust.'
"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."
"There, but for the grace of Cod..."
Yomp's Fish Shak: Special Today - Noodles and Sauce with Cod.
Worst things to say...
'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'
'Bloody hell, a cod!'
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'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'
'It's a popular misconception, but in fact, it's always been 'cod'.'